It takes some huge kahunas to do what these people did. 
My father just passed away in Salt Lake City last week, I wasn`t able to go because of some health issues going on with the wife but was told it was a real nice turn out.
Seems now my mom got a phone call from this chick who reads our names in the obituary and claims that while I was out there visiting years back, I impregnated her mother and now there`s a 20 somethin year old girl(her on the phone) who`s supposed to be mine. So my mom`s all excited, calls me to tell me...and I`m like wha??? no way...I was in love with my wife and it would never happen. She`s pretty bent over it must be mine. Meanwhile the wifes just bent out of shape like I was cheating on her or something (even though we were not married at that time).
So she gives her birth date as the end of September 1983, so I`m like it`s impossible.
My mom`s like you were out here then, right?? I`m like sure I was out there visiting, but it was only for three months and I came back two days after the wife's birthday, which was Nov.8th, so I left on Nov 10th, and this baby was born in the end of Sept, so unless she could get pregnant and give birth in two months that kid is not mine.
Plus I was out there in 1984 not `83.
It takes some big balls to call people out of the news paper obituaries and claim your their long lost relations.
My father just passed away in Salt Lake City last week, I wasn`t able to go because of some health issues going on with the wife but was told it was a real nice turn out.
Seems now my mom got a phone call from this chick who reads our names in the obituary and claims that while I was out there visiting years back, I impregnated her mother and now there`s a 20 somethin year old girl(her on the phone) who`s supposed to be mine. So my mom`s all excited, calls me to tell me...and I`m like wha??? no way...I was in love with my wife and it would never happen. She`s pretty bent over it must be mine. Meanwhile the wifes just bent out of shape like I was cheating on her or something (even though we were not married at that time).
So she gives her birth date as the end of September 1983, so I`m like it`s impossible.
My mom`s like you were out here then, right?? I`m like sure I was out there visiting, but it was only for three months and I came back two days after the wife's birthday, which was Nov.8th, so I left on Nov 10th, and this baby was born in the end of Sept, so unless she could get pregnant and give birth in two months that kid is not mine.
Plus I was out there in 1984 not `83.
It takes some big balls to call people out of the news paper obituaries and claim your their long lost relations.
