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Beerbaron and the Woes of ASCII Alucard's Wayward Hat

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Waffnuffly, Dec 22, 2003.

  1. Waffnuffly

    Waffnuffly >:E

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    Picked this up in #lowunreal... goddamn, it's funny
    Code:
    [23:01] <Beerbaron>  _/\_
    [23:01] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
    [23:01] <Waffnuffly> [url]http://exu.netfirms.com/pics/ChefF***er.gif[/url]
    [23:01] <Beerbaron> HERE COME DA PAAAAAAAAAAAIN
    [23:01] <Waffnuffly> STFU OR CHEF CLEAVES YO ASS
    [23:01] <Beerbaron> (**** his hat is still ****ed up)
    [23:01] <Jinx256> Alucard's hat isn't pointy tho :/
    [23:01] <Beerbaron> thats what my problem is...
    [23:02] <Jinx256> hehe, did I just make the world a better place?
    [23:02] <Waffnuffly> Chef is gonna cook YOUR OWN ASS and FEED IT TO YOU
    [23:02] <Waffnuffly> ON A PLATE
    [23:02] <Waffnuffly> MADE OF YOUR INTESTINES
    [23:02] <Jinx256> yummeh
    [23:02] <Beerbaron> _
    [23:02] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
    [23:02] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
    [23:02] <Beerbaron> aww man almost.
    [23:03] <Jinx256> tres close
    [23:03] <Beerbaron>  _
    [23:03] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
    [23:03] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
    [23:03] <Beerbaron> grr.
    [23:03] <Beerbaron>  _
    [23:03] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
    [23:03] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
    [23:03] <Beerbaron> grr.
    [23:03] <Beerbaron>  _
    [23:03] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
    [23:03] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
    [23:03] <Beerbaron> MOVE OVER.
    [23:03] <Beerbaron> STUPID HYPHEN.
    [23:03] <Waffnuffly> lol
    [23:03] <Beerbaron> YOU DOING DISS TO ME MANG?! I'M EVIL JESUS, I MARACA YO ASS UP HONKEH
    [23:03] <Waffnuffly> **** all i had to eat today was...
    [23:03] <Beerbaron> *SHAKE SHAKE!!*
    [23:03] <Jinx256> XD
    [23:03] <Waffnuffly> crunchy peanut butter in a smal bowl with small ritz bits sandwiches
    [23:04] <Beerbaron>  _
    [23:04] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
    [23:04] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
    [23:04] <Beerbaron> ...
    [23:04] <Waffnuffly> with *three bags of ritz
    [23:04] <Waffnuffly> little bags
    [23:04] <Waffnuffly> im hungry again damnit
    [23:04] <Waffnuffly> DUDE IT WENT BACKWARDS!
    [23:04] <Waffnuffly> WTF!
    [23:04] <Beerbaron> _
    [23:04] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
    [23:04] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
    [23:04] <Beerbaron> Nah, its not moving.
    [23:04] <Waffnuffly> do you NOT KNOW HOW TO PRESS A SPACEBAR THREE TIMES?
    [23:04] <Jinx256> aww, poor Beeb
    [23:05] <Beerbaron> I DID.
    [23:05] <Waffnuffly> :D|
    [23:05] <Beerbaron> YOU FOUL INSOLENT HERETIC.
    [23:05] <Waffnuffly> Evil Jesus is such a computer n00b.
    [23:05] <Waffnuffly> too busy turning water into blood
    [23:05] * Beerbaron throws the Babbling Infant of Babality at Waffnuffly dealing
     5-10 points of poison damage and +6 to Shriek damage over a course of three
     seconds
    [23:05] <Waffnuffly> and giving healthy people lepracy
    [23:05] <Beerbaron> FEEL THE POWER
    [23:05] * Waffnuffly doesnt play RPGs
    [23:05] <Waffnuffly> OMFG PIZZOWNED LOLOLWTF
    [23:05] <Beerbaron> fine.
    [23:05] * Beerbaron shoots Waff in the liver and kidney
    [23:05] <Waffnuffly> ****,
    [23:06] <Beerbaron> Gotta simplify it.
    [23:06] <Waffnuffly> you scratched my Roman Armor >:(
    [23:06] <Beerbaron> ...
    [23:06] <Beerbaron> FINE.
    [23:06] * Beerbaron stuffs Waff down Janet Reno's clevage.
    [23:06] <Beerbaron> What now ya ho.
    [23:06] <Waffnuffly> AAAAAAAAAAH
    [23:06] <Waffnuffly> AHHHHHHHHHHHH
    [23:06] <Jinx256> o_o
    [23:06] <Waffnuffly> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    [23:06] <Waffnuffly> AHAAHJAHAHAHA
    [23:06] <Jinx256> damn, isn't that a little harsh?
    [23:06] <Waffnuffly> MAKE IYT STOP MAKE IT STOP
    [23:06] <Waffnuffly> STOOOOOOOOOOOOP
    [23:06] <Waffnuffly> AHHHHHHHHHHHH
    [23:07] <Waffnuffly> MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
    [23:07] * Waffnuffly gouges his eyeballs out
    [23:07] <Beerbaron> Why?  You're still down there.
    [23:07] * Waffnuffly then eats his eyes and ****s them out and tried to kick the
     **** off away
    [23:07] <Beerbaron> Now you cant see to climb out.
    [23:07] <Waffnuffly> i'm gonna die anyway dude
    [23:07] <Waffnuffly> might as well not see it :D
    [23:07] <Beerbaron> haha
    [23:07] * Jinx256 is highly amused
    [23:07] <Beerbaron> but you'll feel the course sandpaper like molted skin of her
     boobehs until you die.
    [23:08] <Waffnuffly> its like.... wangpaper
    [23:08] <Waffnuffly> antiwangpaper\
    [23:08] <Beerbaron> Haha.
    [23:08] <Beerbaron>  _| /say __/ \__
    [23:08] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
    [23:08] <Beerbaron> lmao
    [23:08] <Waffnuffly> i'll stab a fork into my spine until i've disabled my nerves
    [23:08] <Waffnuffly> LOL
    [23:08] <Beerbaron> :D
    [23:08] <Waffnuffly> you STILL cant handle the spacebar.
    [23:09] <Beerbaron>  _
    [23:09] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
    [23:09] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
    [23:09] <Waffnuffly> rofl
    [23:09] <Jinx256> lmao...beeb...I'm sorry I said anything
    [23:09] <Beerbaron> /alukirbeh /say    _ | /say __/ \__ | /say (>O_O)>Jesus Christ
     Is In Heaven Now==-
    [23:09] <Beerbaron> ^ thats the code man.
    [23:09] <Beerbaron> look at the space.
    [23:09] <Waffnuffly> rofl
    [23:09] <Waffnuffly> thats messed up
    [23:09] <Jinx256> put something before the spaces, see if it moves it over
    [23:09] <Waffnuffly> try putting three dashes in front of the underscore
    [23:10] <Waffnuffly> if it works, well, he has a little hat tail
    [23:10] <Beerbaron> --- _
    [23:10] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
    [23:10] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
    [23:10] <Beerbaron> And now it works.
    [23:10] <Waffnuffly> ok two spaces
    [23:10] <Waffnuffly> \o/
    [23:10] <Beerbaron> dammit.
    [23:10] <Waffnuffly> HAT TAIL
    [23:10] <Waffnuffly> well its a bit high
    [23:10] <Waffnuffly> but it does close the hat shape
    [23:10] <Waffnuffly> sorta
    [23:10] <Beerbaron> --- __ 
    [23:10] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
    [23:10] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
    [23:10] <Beerbaron> wtf?!
    [23:11] <Waffnuffly> LMFAO
    [23:11] <Waffnuffly> now it looks like he had his head shot off and the bullet is leaving
    [23:11] <Beerbaron> -- __
    [23:11] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
    [23:11] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
    [23:11] <Beerbaron> close.
    [23:11] <Beerbaron> -- _
    [23:11] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
    [23:11] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
    [23:11] <Waffnuffly> \o/
    [23:11] <Jinx256> rofl...this is priceless
    [23:11] <Beerbaron> ...move back the other way.
    [23:11] <Jinx256> his hat still isn't that pointy tho
    [23:11] <Waffnuffly> this is the funniest log
    [23:11] <Waffnuffly> ....evar
    [23:11] <Beerbaron> I need to round it.
    [23:11] <Beerbaron> -- _
    [23:11] <Beerbaron> __( }__
    [23:11] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
    [23:12] <Beerbaron> BAHDKFUI2H4;5Q4R
    [23:12] <Beerbaron> DIE.
    [23:12] <Beerbaron> HO.
    [23:12] <Waffnuffly> YOU CANT HANDLE THE ASCII
    [23:12] <Waffnuffly> 56gheyer!
    [23:12] <Waffnuffly> wtfwtfwtfwlol
    [23:12] <Beerbaron>  _
    [23:12] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
    [23:12] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
    [23:12] <Waffnuffly> just make it pointy
    [23:12] <Beerbaron>  _
    [23:12] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
    [23:12] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
    [23:13] <Waffnuffly> and pretend he got his hat hit with a bat
    [23:13] <Beerbaron> Thats as good as it's going to get.
    [23:13] <Beerbaron>  
    [23:13] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
    [23:13] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
    [23:13] <Waffnuffly> thats awesome
    [23:13] <Beerbaron> Ho.
    [23:13] <Waffnuffly> its like, ghetto script
    [23:13] <Waffnuffly> now you have an unnecessary third line above it :D
    [23:13] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
    [23:13] <Beerbaron> ...
    [23:13] <Jinx256> hehehe
    [23:13] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
    [23:13] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
    [23:13] <Beerbaron> There.
    [23:13] <Waffnuffly> \o/
    [23:13] <Beerbaron> NOW I'M GOING TO SET FIRE TO BUNNIES AND AMPUTEE OPRHANS.
    :D
     
    Last edited: Dec 22, 2003
  2. Cap'n Beeb

    Cap'n Beeb Banned

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    I'm doing this for my own good. For I have pwned myself.

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    :(
     
  3. Jinx256

    Jinx256 Dawn

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    Next time, if the hat is too pointy, I'll just keep my mouth shut :X
     
  4. Cap'n Beeb

    Cap'n Beeb Banned

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    Well if you hadnt of told me I wouldnt of gotten it back to it's original state. :)
     

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