Because I love you

[Bad.Mojo]

I will show you how NOT to make a clan page.

Link <strike>un</strike>gratefully taken from Something Awful's Clan Hell

Jesus H. Christ all merciful God, this is one terrible page.

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Another funky radical bombtrack started as a sketch in my notebook
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[Ak]

GAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Holy cripsy crap on a rusted metal spike, Batman! that is definitely about the worst webpage i've seen in a looooong time....(I especially liked the fact that most of their picture and text links were broken) These people must be stopped, before they contaminate the rest of the net..

"By the power vested in me as a graphic designer, I CAST THEE OUT!!!"

Did it work? somebody go check...

AK
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"We're a peace loving people...And we'll KILL anyone who tries to take that peace away!"

 

[INF_Neo]

oh my god...

Neo
I N F I L T R A T I O N
Sound Engineer

 

[Alpha_9]

Interesting trying to read the text on that thing... /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
And the music? What's that all about???
<h1><font face="symbol">
a 1001</font></h1>
"I love war and responsibility and excitement.
Peace is going to be hell on me."

Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.

 

[Snipa]

Now THIS is how you make a clan page.

(credits to Gunny @ TF2.com and sound engineer at Day Of Defeat)

http://www.tf2.com/draco/high.html

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Snipa
Day of Defeat Beta Tester
http://www.dayofdefeat.net/
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[Kibbles-N-Bits]

DEAR MERCIFUL GOD! MAKE IT STOP!!!

 

[Snipa]

make what stop?

____________________

Snipa
Day of Defeat Beta Tester
http://www.dayofdefeat.net/
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[Christopher Webb]

I got a "forbidden access message". Guess the kind webmasters decided that actually there ARE things as bad as or worse than kiddy p0rn and hate sites. Oh well. My sanity has been spared another day /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Oh, and 200 posts. My time flies.

<insert cute/ interesting/ bizarre signature here>

 

[Catalyst]

That's a kickass clan page Snipa. Love the latin.

<FONT SIZE=2 color="#A5AA56">Catalyst</FONT><FONT SIZE=1 color="#A5AA56">
Former Infiltration Programmer/Co-Founder</FONT>

 

[Christopher Webb]

I finally got through...

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The horror! The horror!

That background image is going to haunt me in my sleep I KNOW it.

<insert cute/ interesting/ bizarre signature here>

 

[WHY]

oh... dear... GOD

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(finally goes off the deep end, laughs maniacaly, his head explodes soon after)


Anyway, whoever designed that page deserves to be taken out and SHOT.

 

[/\l!eN[RIP]]

I actually like it....heheheheeeehaaaGRAAAAGRUUUUAAAAAALLLGTGJBVJnaimfndaosld.....

and yet...another dead body, claimed by this horrific clan hell site. Satan sits back and laughs proudly while he's watching more and more Inf forum visitors clic the way to their doom thinking of a way to reward his humble cervant Bab.mojo /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

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They're waiting for you Gordon....in the TEST-CHAMBERRRRRR

 

[disturbed]

No. This is how you make a clan site:

http://qsf.sobservers.com/

If you got a problem with it... well... I made it.

Actually when I sent it to my clan leader he did some tweaking to it. It used to have a green color scheme ( a la Inf web site). The layout is pretty much the same though.

<hr color="#00FF00" size="1" align="left" width="50%">
<font face="Geneva,Verdana,sans-serif" size=-1 color="#FFFFFF">Jon Merriman (a.k.a. Disturbed)
Infiltration Beta Tester</font>

 

[Christopher Webb]

Anybody planning to make a clan page should be shown yours, and told that if they don't make it to a quality at least 1/100th of yours, they will be taken out and...

<tthe rest of this message has been censored by God to spare any more mortal minds the torment>

 

[Catalyst]

The Infiltration site should have links to INF clans. I didn't know they existed!

<FONT SIZE=2 color="#A5AA56">Catalyst</FONT><FONT SIZE=1 color="#A5AA56">
Former Infiltration Programmer/Co-Founder</FONT>

 

[Styx_Surfer]

Stealth Force Agency

Check out http://echo1.homestead.com
for the SFA homepage... Guess who's doing the graphics? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif