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As bored as the Dead

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by KarmaB, Jun 6, 2008.

  1. Sirius

    Sirius Meh

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    [sticky]please[/sticky]
     
  2. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    Get yourself a mini-bong and get high.

    Who's gonna snitch on you?
     
  3. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    you haven't seen the first clerks movie...
     
  4. tomcat ha

    tomcat ha Well-Known Member

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    1. turn him on his belly
    2. let him lie there for a while so that due to the decay liquids build up in his penis.
    3. tie a knot around the base of the cock
    4. Dildo
    5. ???
    6. orgasm!
     
  5. cuddles

    cuddles New Member

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    It sounds like you have done this before.
     
  6. Sjosz

    Sjosz (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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    This, is, INTERNET
     
  7. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    you virgin! :lol:
     
  8. Rambowjo

    Rambowjo Das Protoss

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    My imagination centers are crying :(
     
  9. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    It's the only way to toughen them up.
     
  10. KarmaB

    KarmaB CROWNED by the BEST

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    Now that I have had an official lesson on how to screw with a dead guy....
    WHERE DO YOU LADIES LEARN ALL THIS STUFF??????

    You guys make it sound like a fantasy.

    TWD, if there is any "dead" members out there that I will ever screw, it will only be you.
     
  11. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    It takes a lot to get me over the top these days, so I have to be creative.:(
     
  12. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    Either at the church of chryst or, as I mentioned above, movies.


    Now, I wanted to write something insulting aswell, since a virgin is calling me a lady but guess what, I'm 2 days too old for that stuff...
     
  13. GotBeer?

    GotBeer? The nozzle is now calibrating

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    So, TWD's member is "dead"? Does he require Viagra?
     
  14. KarmaB

    KarmaB CROWNED by the BEST

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    You Ladies suggested that it was.... I have never seen or felt it so I have no idea if his member is dead.

    You get it from CHURCH????? What religion teaches instructions on necrophilia? :S
     
  15. Sjosz

    Sjosz (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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    SATANISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  16. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    you should inspect it for system errors. run a defrag :tup:
     
  17. Selerox

    Selerox COR AD COR LOQVITVR

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    Deepsy wins.

    This film might give you some ideas.
     
  18. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    So since you and TWD can't touch each other, do you do things to yourself while he watches? E.G. Tub Girl yourself while he jacks off while ****ing on one of your used tampons? That's hot right there!!:fap:
     
  19. KJAX

    KJAX Gamer 4 Life

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    Damn, I was thinking of that exact movie. Saw clips of it during that IFC special on sex in films.
     
  20. shadow_dragon

    shadow_dragon is ironing his panties!

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    WTF?

    (Edit - I did try writing longer responses but... well... in the end all i can do is reiterate.)

    Seriously WTF?
     

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