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Discussion in 'Other Stuff' started by ThomRed, Jan 15, 2004.

  1. ThomRed

    ThomRed Fire Fly

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    some funny thing I just read about Noads ark

    1 what do you do with woodpeckers.
    2.Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
     
  2. Cactus

    Cactus The Evil Spatula

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    my question was always, how do you keep the carnivours from eating everyone else? and where do you get vegetables for the herbavores? it's all a mystery. such is the essence of God.
     
  3. JTRipper

    JTRipper Chimpus Maximus

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    Mrs. Noah was a vegetable. Write your own bestiality joke.
     
  4. Cactus

    Cactus The Evil Spatula

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    :notworthy:
     
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    taydawg Banned

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    id imagine the ark would have supplies...
     
  6. Cactus

    Cactus The Evil Spatula

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    have you ever fed an elephant for 40 days and 40 nights? do you have any idea how much food that is? the ark had to be the size of massachusettes.
     
  7. ThomRed

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    well it would have taken one ark to feed one elephant.
     
  8. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    How did Noah collect all the animals? He must have made some very tiny traps and some very big traps. How did he go all the way around the world and collect 2 of each animal? I'm thinking that would take about 3,000 years. How did he know he hadn’t missed a species? We don’t even know how many species there are on earth. The rainforest has so many creatures that we haven’t begun to count them all. There would have been far more forests back then to hide creatures. He must have had a shopping list. Yeah, that’s it; he had a shopping list so he wouldn’t miss anything.
     
  9. ThomRed

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    here's another one, "Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs."
     
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    militaryspetproject Kissy!

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  11. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    What did the snakes eat? Mice? If you’re only allocated 2 mice, they are going to go rather quickly.
     
  12. Reign

    Reign The only candy with the Petey crunch

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    What an odd question. I always assumed that the aliens provided him with food replicators designed to self-destruct when the water level dropped back to a certain point. Silly Qualth. :D
     
  13. QUALTHWAR

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    How long does it take to clean up the cages? I guess you have to get up really early and start shoveling manure until late at night. If you didn’t the methane fumes alone would wipe out everybody on the arc.

    BTW, what the hell is a cubit? Rhetorical question.
     
  14. Reign

    Reign The only candy with the Petey crunch

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    Say now!

    If you're trying to suggest that there were some below board, back door shenanigans going on on the Ark....well I'm quite sure you're mistaken. I mean after all you have to take into account...
    Oh wait, I see...tales. :eek: My bad.
     

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