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Argh... Thread closing

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by vedder, Mar 7, 2002.

  1. vedder

    vedder See This Needle? See my arm...

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    Ever come to the board, see a thread, actually waste your time reading the read... then when you go to post your well thought out reply , it tells you its closed. :( I wanted to make a lame crack in the "boobs" thread about Chronic 'really wanting to see some tities' but i was screwed over. Araghhhhh. My failed attempt at comedy will have to just fade away..... oooor live in on in this thread :p
     
  2. LifesBane(4Corners)

    LifesBane(4Corners) Active Member

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    I just kinda thought it was pointless to close in the first place....although now that I think of it, it was really just flame-bait n00b bashing that could've gotten out of hand...
     
  3. Chronic

    Chronic unʒuckwithable

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    Considering the joke was aimed at me...SUCKER!:p
     
  4. agent

    agent <span id=spObj style="FILTER:Glow(color=#5D025E);w

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    the post was actually a serious sociological experiment.
     
  5. the vrrc

    the vrrc noexistant user

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    I got the last post in on a closed thread, moments before it was closed. I forget the thread, but it was only about 2 hours ago.
     
  6. Goat Fucker

    Goat Fucker No Future!

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    "the post was actually a serious sociological experiment."

    Ohh yes, and in all seriousness, i am actually the product of the sexual intercourse between a horse and a housefly, and live deep within the earth along with all my other superhero freinds, i have meny superpowers, but the best of them is my incredible eddibles, i eat poop you see, a power that surely surpasses that of comicbook goons such as Batman.

    My real name is actually "What the hell is that...<i>thing</i>", but all my freinds just call me "Lucious Lucy", and i sometimes work partime at a Zoo, collecting the sperm from polar bears, and when im not at the Zoo or saving the world by eating poop, i like to watch Jerry Springer whilst i work on my imensly houmerous inpersonations of him.
     
  7. vedder

    vedder See This Needle? See my arm...

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  8. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    Goat... :lol:
     
  9. jaunty

    jaunty If you disagree with me, you're wrong.

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    Dear,

    [X] Clueless Newbie
    [ ] Uber Lamer
    [ ] Flamer
    [ ] Pervert
    [ ] Geek
    [ ] Spammer
    [ ] Racist
    [X] Jackass
    [X] Troller
    [ ] Fundamentalist
    [ ] Satanist
    [ ] "Expert"
    [ ] Wannabe
    [ ] Dumbass
    [X] Waste of Skin/Gray matter/Blood
    [X] Other: Agent

    You Are Being Flamed Because:
    [ ] You imported another debate into this post
    [ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
    [ ] You posted a 'Top 10' post.
    [ ] You posted a 'Relgion' post
    [ ] You started a long, stupid thread
    [ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
    [ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
    [ ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
    [ ] You posted a 'Lord of the Rings' post
    [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
    [ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
    [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
    [ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
    [ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement
    [X] You make no sense
    [X] You made a post yet failed to say anything
    [X] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful
    [ ] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
    [ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
    [ ] Your awful markup made the post unreadable
    [ ] You made a baseless assertion
    [ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
    [ ] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
    [ ] You say your 'L33t liek Jeffk.', Or your spelling is so bad that no one can read it.
    [X] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway

    To Repent, You Must:
    [X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
    [X] Stop masturbating for a week
    [ ] Read every group you posted to for a week
    [X] Give up your AOL account
    [X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
    [X] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
    [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
    [ ] Actually post something relevant
    [X] Read and memorize the FAQ
    [ ] Print your home phone number in your ads
    [X] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
    [X] Other: Die

    In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
    [X] Blow me
    [ ] Get a clue
    [ ] Get a life
    [X] Go away
    [ ] Grow up
    [ ] Never post again
    [ ] I pity your dog
    [ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
    [ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons
    [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
    [ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
    [X] Go back to school and actually learn something
    [ ] Learn how to post or get off the site
    [ ] All of the above
    [X] Other: I hate you and I hope you die


    That is all.

    (Thanks to whoever first posted this, I knew it'd come in handy.)
     
  10. owlofdoom

    owlofdoom New Member

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    jaunty, i would HOPE that you could be more creative than that
     
  11. agent

    agent <span id=spObj style="FILTER:Glow(color=#5D025E);w

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    dear jaunty,

    your post added nothing to this discussion. it was neither funny nor cute, unlike my post. it was a pointless flame. join Chronic, GF and his band of hypocrites.
     
  12. Kuroshio Apocal

    Kuroshio Apocal Sucka Free

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    Just to reiterate and summarize our points; you are a waste of sperm agent.
     
  13. agent

    agent <span id=spObj style="FILTER:Glow(color=#5D025E);w

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    first of all, you did not reiterate any single point. buy a dictionary. secondly, if by saying "our points" you mean you are associating yourself with these hypocrites, i'm truly sorry for you.
     
  14. vedder

    vedder See This Needle? See my arm...

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    I'm not taking sides but jaunty's list is great. I found it funny and cute. I guess I have bad taste :eek:
     

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