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Are you this much of a Luser?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by larrystorch, Nov 28, 2001.

  1. larrystorch

    larrystorch New Member

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    At least I can say that I'm not this much of a luser. (Shuddup Pete!!!)

    Home Depot Diary . A diary of a guy's 16 hours spent in a Home Depot store. Enjoy his descent into madness
     
  2. DexterII

    DexterII Overworked

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    LOL! :lol: He's an honest man.
     
  3. Clayeth

    Clayeth Classic

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    That's halarious. I'll finish reading it later :lol:
     
  4. Pikachu

    Pikachu New Member

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    oh

    my

    god

    he actually did it.

    He did say it was the largest store, and it had 91 fire exits along one wall.

    (In British Licenceing you need a maximum of 30ft between fire exits.)

    no wonder it took him 24 mins to walk up and down every aisle!!!!!!





    :mad:
     
  5. Camel

    Camel dduurrrrrrrrrr

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    LMAO
     
  6. qazix

    qazix Lost

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    :con: O............................................................................................................k. That is the most disturbing thing I have ever read. What a waste of 20 minutes.
     
  7. Jancaz Bru

    Jancaz Bru the preposterous bollox of the situation

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    /me hums the tune to Static-X - I'm With Stupid.. and sings "he's a loser.. he's a los-er, she said!"

    That guy is crazy.
     
  8. DexterII

    DexterII Overworked

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    Just finished it, I thought it was pretty funny. :)
     
  9. Jancaz Bru

    Jancaz Bru the preposterous bollox of the situation

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    Ok, I take back what I said. That guy was friggin hilarious! :D
     
  10. Siledre

    Siledre Scorpions love marmalade too

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    well I can think of better things to do for 16 hours, like I used to go to the airport and ride the tram all day making comments about peoples clothes and their destinations
     
  11. Nemephosis

    Nemephosis Earning my Infrequent Flier miles

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    that was God-damn hilarious :D:lol::D
     
  12. hal

    hal Dictator Staff Member

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    loved every minute of it! I'm thinking of breaking the record... :D
     
  13. larrystorch

    larrystorch New Member

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    Stay where you are. The men in white coats with the Xtra long sleeve jackets are coming to help you:D
     
  14. mobace

    mobace rimmerlike :(

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    i feel explosive laughter coming on
     
  15. afkik

    afkik New Member

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    find a store thats open 24 hours a day, have some fun Hal :D

    [edit] BTW, go to 7-11 for 16 hours walking around in a tiny store, i just started laughing at the though :) [/edit]
     
  16. Merlin|BuF

    Merlin|BuF Magically Delicious

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    as luserish as that was it kinda sounded like fun.....Maybe I should do it the only problem is none of my friends would give me anything for it :(


    So what are you guys offering?
     
  17. pine

    pine Official Photography Thread Appreciator

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    that article was awesome!! He has a whole page devoted to Home Depot, too.....:lol:
     
  18. Pikachu

    Pikachu New Member

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    I dont mean to be nasty, but along the same lines.

    BuF formally bets your to one bowl of pristene truffles if you complete the following task.

    1a. Other than normal reasons (e.g. getting a flight / flight delayed) To stay for inside an airport (terminal area only) for a duration of 16 hrs.

    1b. to give a written account of what you did every half an hour.

    1c. To post it here.

    1d. to review sanity levels at a beginning, quartley, half, three quartely and final stages.


    DO U ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE???
     
  19. tarquin

    tarquin design is flawed

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    I wish websites thought a little more about how the net is global... what IS Home Depot? Sounds like a DIY store, but it would be nice to have that explained somewhere.
     
  20. DeeperShade

    DeeperShade Banned

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    Over a billion sites
    Over a million users at any one time

    No one can think globally with that kind of chaos... best just to target what your targetting and hope the rest have enough iq to work it out..
     

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