Anime sucks the unwashed, urine soaked, genital fibers of an 90 year old woman

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GoAt

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it has always sucked.
Too many dramatic shots.
STOP IT with the damn back story on every single damned character. *giugen epic fight....* "Wait! before you do the uber, wtfpwnbbq move and we fight for 30 more seconds, let me spend an entire season telling you about my past! even though it has no relevance to the current story at all!

Lets spend 45 seconds walking/running/jumping/etc with dramatic music, no dialog and close up shots of how determined everyone looks!
Lets examine this evidence... "ZOMG! you mean it came from that guy!" /inc half an episode of flash backs to the episode that aired last week.


south park had it all wrong when they tried to make fun of anime. It was supposed to be 15 episodes. Each episode a back story on the main character with the final episode a final battle. But the final battle when condensed is only 90 seconds long. It only seemed epic because the final boss guy had to have is say in it and make sure everyone knew about that time he spent 10 years in a basement, alone, to develop this BBQPWN machine that never gets used because it was smashed off screen. BUT WAIT! another bonus episode next week! this one shows how it was destroyed, and re-airs the scenes of how the boss guy was locked up, alone in the basement, to re-tell his story all over again!
FUN FOR ALL!
 
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Someone hates Dragonball. I got to admit, I feel exactly the same way as you and millions of people all over the globe. Deathnote has been something of a somewhat different approach to anime for me, where the whole show is based on talking about tonnes of crap while something happens rather then talking through tonnes of crap before something happens.
 
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I got tired of seeing DragonBall because every villain had to die after 10000 or so episodes.

Saint Seya (or whatever is called, the knights in cool armors) ftw.
 
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I liked it to watch Dragonball Z,but after the time,I wasn't interested in it anymore,Yugi-Oh or One Peace,yeah,funny stuff,but I got tired,because it was always the same on TV.
 
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GoAt said:
it has always sucked.
Too many dramatic shots.
STOP IT with the damn back story on every single damned character. *giugen epic fight....* "Wait! before you do the uber, wtfpwnbbq move and we fight for 30 more seconds, let me spend an entire season telling you about my past! even though it has no relevance to the current story at all!

Lets spend 45 seconds walking/running/jumping/etc with dramatic music, no dialog and close up shots of how determined everyone looks!
Lets examine this evidence... "ZOMG! you mean it came from that guy!" /inc half an episode of flash backs to the episode that aired last week.


south park had it all wrong when they tried to make fun of anime. It was supposed to be 15 episodes. Each episode a back story on the main character with the final episode a final battle. But the final battle when condensed is only 90 seconds long. It only seemed epic because the final boss guy had to have is say in it and make sure everyone knew about that time he spent 10 years in a basement, alone, to develop this BBQPWN machine that never gets used because it was smashed off screen. BUT WAIT! another bonus episode next week! this one shows how it was destroyed, and re-airs the scenes of how the boss guy was locked up, alone in the basement, to re-tell his story all over again!
FUN FOR ALL!
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Dude, I think that, like, wait ... I mean, it's like, you don't even, like, need to say that she's unwashed when, it's like, you know, she is revealed to be, like, completely urine soaked, man.
 
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Anime has always been trash.
It sickens me and has given me a pretty disturbed opinion about the japanese.

However, it's pretty interesting (from a filosophic or psychiatric point of view) how anime in it's crappyness keeps so many people watching it.
Something must be strangely compelling about mass-produced graphics, rape, robots or tentacles.
 
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