Allison's lap dance
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hmmm... is that BuF-Legal? hehe...
i creamed my pants... ohhhhh hehe
jk
can i post my romance story? its sure to make you "bonified" hehe
i creamed my pants... ohhhhh hehe
jk
can i post my romance story? its sure to make you "bonified" hehe
Mute
All you have to do is smile!
*groan*
urge...to kill... maker... of bad pun... rising... Rising... subsiding... no, Rising again!!!
/me pummels Amanda with blunt objects!
funkblast
I posted in the RO-me thread
and all I got was
a pink username!
WOW i didnt have time to post here earlier and i wanted to say that..... DAMN thats a good story :tup:
T
Terminal {DTH}
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DAMN nice Prophetus. i can just about See the bump and grind to that. 
she'd have to be a Bit energitic tho in parts. very ->
she'd have to be a Bit energitic tho in parts. very ->
Well, I finished the story. I wrote it in such a way I can still post it here. I am just waiting to get it proofed and then I will post it.
TomWithTheWeather
Die Paper Robots!
if you need an extra set of eyes proffing it, ill do it. better 2 sets of eyes than 1. (i get As in english classes )
just PM it to me, ill run it though a few times, and send back a edited version (i will not fix your errors, but put what they should be in ()s, so you learn from your errors. otherwise you will always make the same errors.
)just PM it to me, ill run it though a few times, and send back a edited version (i will not fix your errors, but put what they should be in ()s, so you learn from your errors. otherwise you will always make the same errors.
Mute
All you have to do is smile!
how can you rewrite it in a form still postable on this forum? Lots of bad metaphor?
Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/arts/newsid_1693000/1693278.stm
'Twitching'
"Her hand is moving away from my knee and heading north. Heading unnervingly and with a steely will towards the pole," he wrote.
"And, like Sir Ranulph Fiennes, Pamela will not easily be discouraged. I try twitching, and then shaking my leg, but to no avail.
"Ever northward moves her hand, while she smiles languorously at my right ear.
"And when she reaches the north pole, I think in wonder and terror - she will surely want to pitch her tent,"
Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/arts/newsid_1693000/1693278.stm
'Twitching'
"Her hand is moving away from my knee and heading north. Heading unnervingly and with a steely will towards the pole," he wrote.
"And, like Sir Ranulph Fiennes, Pamela will not easily be discouraged. I try twitching, and then shaking my leg, but to no avail.
"Ever northward moves her hand, while she smiles languorously at my right ear.
"And when she reaches the north pole, I think in wonder and terror - she will surely want to pitch her tent,"
U ARE ALL JUST EVIL! I'M ONLY 16 AND SHOULD BE EXPOSED TO THIS KIND OF STUFF!!
/me clicks back to the beginning of this thread for a re-read
/me clicks back to the beginning of this thread for a re-read
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