Ahem...
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Morgan
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Sorry Lizard, but I don't believe you exist!
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I just had to say something...
I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!
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I just had to say something...
I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!
You can't prove I don't exist, therefore I must exist. /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif
"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."
-Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 391733
[This message has been edited by Lizard Of Oz (edited 02-03-2000).]
"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."
-Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 391733
[This message has been edited by Lizard Of Oz (edited 02-03-2000).]
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STC_Wacky
Guest
I think therefore I am.... but the question is, do you think?
So tell me how are you going to prove that you exist? I may not be able to prove that you don't, but can you prove that you do?
*grin* Hehe... I couldn't resist /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif
So tell me how are you going to prove that you exist? I may not be able to prove that you don't, but can you prove that you do?
*grin* Hehe... I couldn't resist /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif
Can you make an "Adept" page for me? /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif By the way, that is a cool graphic. Me likey.
[PuF]Rezz
Quasimodo's Lair
I am Testicles!! God of rash covered scrotums!
[PuF]Rezz
Quasimodo's Lair
I am Testicles!! God of rash covered scrotums!
I can prove Lizard of Oz exists.
Yes, I know I'm full of $I-IiT - but I'm inhuman dammit!
hal{PuF}
Yes, I know I'm full of $I-IiT - but I'm inhuman dammit!
hal{PuF}
You. I know what you are. You come from the Xathar Nebula in the Quantelt Sector. You are one of those Gleeptoidians.
Neefrak t€loktç“um? Likthu thuanta gosduben?
NEFFREKšUU†EEPEEPLIktelNoF!!!!!!!
And don't you forget it!
"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM
Neefrak t€loktç“um? Likthu thuanta gosduben?
NEFFREKšUU†EEPEEPLIktelNoF!!!!!!!
And don't you forget it!
"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM
Oh, in that case, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that Gleeptiod7 had an inhabited sister planet.
"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM
"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM
Of course there is a sister planet. Who else do you think we Gleeptiodians fight on a rainy day? It isn't like you earthlings are all that difficult or anything! I mean jeeze your made of meat! Now, if you were are more advanced civilization you would realize that being made of silicon is far better and more satisfying existence.
That may be true, but you do realize that when we defeated the Gleeptoidians in the Rikthnaf battle of 20345h (Zarnag calendar) the Treaty of Lonananam by the 3rd Fistul Quadrant Council allowed for the trading of biotechnology. We gave you teeth, so you could eat (which expanded your lifespans well beyond 2 weeks), and you gave us breast implants. See, both types of organism has it's advantages.
"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM
"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM
Now granted, I can't quible over the fact that being able to survive for more than 2 weeks is a good thing. But really, breast implants? It's all a weekness of meat!!!
I mean come on. You've got to admit we've got it much easier. If we want larger "breasts" all we would have to do is unmount the current device drivers remove the hardware, install new larger hardware and remount the drivers. Far better than that silly surgery thing (and far less messy too).
Now, those Fistulians. I wouldn't have minded being one of them. They've got it easiest of all, pure energy beings. *sigh*
I mean come on. You've got to admit we've got it much easier. If we want larger "breasts" all we would have to do is unmount the current device drivers remove the hardware, install new larger hardware and remount the drivers. Far better than that silly surgery thing (and far less messy too).
Now, those Fistulians. I wouldn't have minded being one of them. They've got it easiest of all, pure energy beings. *sigh*
You have to admit tho, that without meat, our women wouldn't look so much better than yours in a bikini.
"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM
"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM
I always said, humans make the best women. (besides the Nertgrins, but they just take our women and remove the ability to speak. /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif )
"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM
"Where's the BACTINE?! Some of this blood is MINE!!" -- JTHM