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About haarg

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Zur, Sep 7, 2011.

  1. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    Haarg seems to be an enigmatic fellow. Do you know him personally? What do you know about him? Is he into IT or does he do something completely different?
     
  2. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    Haarg is god
     
  3. Slainchild

    Slainchild Gold Member

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    I think he runs MySpace these days
     
  4. funkblast

    funkblast I posted in the RO-me thread
    and all I got was
    a pink username!

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    Me and haarg used to live together until an unfortunate accident forced us to go our separate ways. Now through the power of love music and lifetime made for tv movies we are getting our groove back like never before.
     
  5. SlayerDragon

    SlayerDragon LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES

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    When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from haarg

    haarg won American Idol using only sign language

    Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of haarg is called Logic

    haarg doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

    haarg won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

    Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell haarg stories.

    haarg is so awesome he created fire by rubbbing two ice cubes together.

    haarg has a website, is called the internet

    haarg doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.

    Once the cop pulled over haarg....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

    haarg's tears cure every disease known to man. Too bad haarg never cries.

    When haarg pokes you on Facebook you can feel it

    There used to be a street named after haarg, but it was changed because nobody crosses haarg and lives.

    haarg does not have a middle name, nobody gets between haarg.

    If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then haarg WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.

    haarg died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

    haarg has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

    Did you know haarg had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.

    haarg is so tough, he has to have a concealed weapons permit to put his hands in his pockets

    Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. haarg can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.

    Once, haarg made a happy meal sad

    haarg can send an e-mail with a pencil.

    haarg grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.

    When haarg rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.

    haarg was ordered to go to court once but the judge never showed up.

    haarg makes onions cry.

    Some magicans can walk on water, haarg can swim through land.

    haarg wasn't born. haarg was unleashed.

    There are no such things as haarg haters...........just people with short lives

    haarg can cut through a hot knife with butter

    haarg uses live piranhas as bath toys.

    haarg once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

    haarg can kill a living room

    If haarg were to ever run out of ammo, his weapon would continue to fire out of fear of disappointing haarg.

    haarg and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

    haarg finished the Never Ending Story.

    If you stab haarg, your knife will bleed.

    When haarg wants a steak, cows volunteer. It's just easier that way.

    haarg's dreams are your nightmares.

    If haarg is late, time better slow the hell down.

    haarg has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

    haarg doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

    Guns are warned not to play with haarg.

    A Japanese man can eat 17 hotdogs in 45 seconds. haarg can eat 45 Japanese men in 17 seconds.

    haarg got into a knife fight. The knife lost.

    haarg passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.

    People invented cars to get away from haarg, then they invented airplanes because they thought haarg couldn't fly.

    If at first you don't succeed...... your obviously not haarg.

    haarg won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.

    If you woke up this morning, it means haarg spared your life.
     
  6. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    haarg is alright :)
     
  7. Staward

    Staward Lauda tuus animus

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    I lol'ed fucking hard at this
     
  8. Lizard Of Oz

    Lizard Of Oz Demented Avenger

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    I think I just haarged in my pants. :hot:
     
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  9. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    [Crossed fingers]Haarg and Vin Diesel are like that.[/Crossed fingers]
     
  10. SlayerDragon

    SlayerDragon LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES

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    ftfy

    EDIT: That's better
     
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  11. hal

    hal Dictator Staff Member

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    :lol:

    I was laughing at the jokes. Not haarg.
     
  12. Zer0

    Zer0 .

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    I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
     
  13. lovebug

    lovebug New Member

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    If Haarg was a beer..
     
  14. KaL976

    KaL976 *nubcake*

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  15. Renegade Retard

    Renegade Retard Defender of the newbie

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    http://internetbabel.com/tag/haarg/
     
  16. Staward

    Staward Lauda tuus animus

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    I heard haarg can cure cancer with his tears. Too bad he never cries.

    w00t 800 p0ztz 1m L337
     
  17. thewalkingman

    thewalkingman ssssssssssss bugger!

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    When at the urinal Haarg drops his trouser to his ankles.
     
  18. Vaskadar

    Vaskadar It's time I look back from outer space

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    Haarg can strangle you with a cordless phone.

    Haarg can make onions cry.

    Haarg can kill two stones with one bird.
     
  19. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    Interesting. So haarg is Chuck Norris. That explains everything.
     
  20. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    This thread gives me a haarg on.
     

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