About haarg
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funkblast
I posted in the RO-me thread
and all I got was
a pink username!
Me and haarg used to live together until an unfortunate accident forced us to go our separate ways. Now through the power of love music and lifetime made for tv movies we are getting our groove back like never before.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from haarg
haarg won American Idol using only sign language
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of haarg is called Logic
haarg doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
haarg won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell haarg stories.
haarg is so awesome he created fire by rubbbing two ice cubes together.
haarg has a website, is called the internet
haarg doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Once the cop pulled over haarg....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
haarg's tears cure every disease known to man. Too bad haarg never cries.
When haarg pokes you on Facebook you can feel it
There used to be a street named after haarg, but it was changed because nobody crosses haarg and lives.
haarg does not have a middle name, nobody gets between haarg.
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then haarg WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
haarg died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
haarg has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Did you know haarg had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.
haarg is so tough, he has to have a concealed weapons permit to put his hands in his pockets
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. haarg can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Once, haarg made a happy meal sad
haarg can send an e-mail with a pencil.
haarg grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.
When haarg rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
haarg was ordered to go to court once but the judge never showed up.
haarg makes onions cry.
Some magicans can walk on water, haarg can swim through land.
haarg wasn't born. haarg was unleashed.
There are no such things as haarg haters...........just people with short lives
haarg can cut through a hot knife with butter
haarg uses live piranhas as bath toys.
haarg once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
haarg can kill a living room
If haarg were to ever run out of ammo, his weapon would continue to fire out of fear of disappointing haarg.
haarg and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
haarg finished the Never Ending Story.
If you stab haarg, your knife will bleed.
When haarg wants a steak, cows volunteer. It's just easier that way.
haarg's dreams are your nightmares.
If haarg is late, time better slow the hell down.
haarg has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
haarg doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Guns are warned not to play with haarg.
A Japanese man can eat 17 hotdogs in 45 seconds. haarg can eat 45 Japanese men in 17 seconds.
haarg got into a knife fight. The knife lost.
haarg passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
People invented cars to get away from haarg, then they invented airplanes because they thought haarg couldn't fly.
If at first you don't succeed...... your obviously not haarg.
haarg won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
If you woke up this morning, it means haarg spared your life.
haarg won American Idol using only sign language
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of haarg is called Logic
haarg doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
haarg won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell haarg stories.
haarg is so awesome he created fire by rubbbing two ice cubes together.
haarg has a website, is called the internet
haarg doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Once the cop pulled over haarg....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
haarg's tears cure every disease known to man. Too bad haarg never cries.
When haarg pokes you on Facebook you can feel it
There used to be a street named after haarg, but it was changed because nobody crosses haarg and lives.
haarg does not have a middle name, nobody gets between haarg.
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then haarg WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
haarg died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
haarg has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Did you know haarg had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.
haarg is so tough, he has to have a concealed weapons permit to put his hands in his pockets
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. haarg can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Once, haarg made a happy meal sad
haarg can send an e-mail with a pencil.
haarg grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.
When haarg rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
haarg was ordered to go to court once but the judge never showed up.
haarg makes onions cry.
Some magicans can walk on water, haarg can swim through land.
haarg wasn't born. haarg was unleashed.
There are no such things as haarg haters...........just people with short lives
haarg can cut through a hot knife with butter
haarg uses live piranhas as bath toys.
haarg once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
haarg can kill a living room
If haarg were to ever run out of ammo, his weapon would continue to fire out of fear of disappointing haarg.
haarg and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
haarg finished the Never Ending Story.
If you stab haarg, your knife will bleed.
When haarg wants a steak, cows volunteer. It's just easier that way.
haarg's dreams are your nightmares.
If haarg is late, time better slow the hell down.
haarg has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
haarg doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Guns are warned not to play with haarg.
A Japanese man can eat 17 hotdogs in 45 seconds. haarg can eat 45 Japanese men in 17 seconds.
haarg got into a knife fight. The knife lost.
haarg passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
People invented cars to get away from haarg, then they invented airplanes because they thought haarg couldn't fly.
If at first you don't succeed...... your obviously not haarg.
haarg won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
If you woke up this morning, it means haarg spared your life.
Lizard Of Oz
Demented Avenger
Haarg can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Haarg can make onions cry.
Haarg can kill two stones with one bird.
Haarg can make onions cry.
Haarg can kill two stones with one bird.