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That kid is a DUMB A S S!!

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The only reason I don't believe it's from a real (except maybe weekly world, or something) newspaper is the use of the word pecker.

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I agree. If it is real, it is a pretty older newspaper article. That it an old slang term if I am not mistaken.



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actually, a respectable newspaper just wouldn't use that kind of vulgarity.

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HEH! american pie was a funny movie, and i doubt that was a real artical, just the way they worded everything. They wouldnt allow it.

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LOL!

I saw American Pie, and I remember that scene well /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "get some" /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif


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...Never did it with baked goods tho.

I bet it's a couple of purity points if you do...hmmmm...*running around kitchen looking for baked goods*

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Ooops, I made a mistake (image that) not that I will admit after this. I read American Pie, but my mind read American Graffitti, which is why I was thinking it was an older article. I have not seen American Pie, but after talking to some friends I have the story.

Since I've heard all kinds of interesting, odd and strange, but apparently true stories, I'll buy this one true.

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I SAW 2 DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF AMERICAN PIE!!!! The first had him fuc]{ing a pie on the counter, he was on top of it....the other one i saw had him standing up thrusting into it....now....i want to know if anyhone else saw this?