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A Modest Proposal - Dear American liberals

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MrSmiles, Aug 17, 2009.

  1. MrSmiles

    MrSmiles selimsrm

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    Sounds good to me.
     
  2. TomWithTheWeather

    TomWithTheWeather Die Paper Robots!

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    Lol, what a bunch of sh1t. This is why I typically ignore chain emails from my grandma.
     
  3. FuLLBLeeD

    FuLLBLeeD fart

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    lol that's pretty dumb
     
  4. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    Yeah, who would be foolish enough to take Barbara Streisand
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  5. FuLLBLeeD

    FuLLBLeeD fart

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    She looks like a deformed Lion. D:
     
  6. KaL976

    KaL976 *nubcake*

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    You're an idiot... & I would defend your right to be an idiot to the death.

    That's what's great about Democracy.
    We might not all agree or even get along & that's our right :D
     
  7. T2A`

    T2A` I'm dead.

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    Dear conservatives,

    Medicare, et al. is socialist by your own hypocritical views.
     
  8. Wail of Suicide

    Wail of Suicide Member

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    -1 for lack of cannibalism of the elderly.
     
  9. funkblast

    funkblast I posted in the RO-me thread
    and all I got was
    a pink username!

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  10. FuLLBLeeD

    FuLLBLeeD fart

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    Dear conservatives,

    We're having a blood orgy with aborted fetuses to honor socialism on Saturday. You're invited but make sure you bring an American flag to burn!
     
  11. Firefly

    Firefly United Kingdom is not a country.

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    why do I sense another lolitics thread being born?
     
  12. Hazel.H

    Hazel.H New Member

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    Is there anyone else here who's never heard of this? The title sounds like a theme tune for the bad guys from some cheesy sci-fi movie.
     
  13. FuLLBLeeD

    FuLLBLeeD fart

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    Reading this again it actually sounds kind of reasonable, I mean we get Hollywood and NBC and the Conservatives just get ****ty stuff like Sarah Palin and Bibles.
     
  14. Lizard Of Oz

    Lizard Of Oz Demented Avenger

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    Dear American conservatives, rightists, social regressives, fascist, theocrats, Palin supporters, et al:

    While I agree to your basic proposal of dividing up the goods, I do however disagree with the allocation.

    When we split we will be taking all our "socialist" programs with us. These are, but not limited to, the
    Air Force, Army, Navy, Marines, Coast Guard, Boarder Patrol, Postal Service, public school (and vouchers),
    police, fire protection, airports, dams , bridges, roadways, highways, sidewalks, street lights, traffic lights,
    air traffic corridors, airwaves, national parks, the strategic oil reserves, etc...

    Yours,
    The real "Real Americans™"

    P.S. You are more than welcome to take Palin, Beck and Limbaugh with you. Just be careful with Palin, she likes
    to quit when the going gets tough and believes the boogyman is trying to kill her grandma. Oh, and make sure
    that Beck takes his meds, and make sure Limbaugh stays off his "meds".


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  15. FuLLBLeeD

    FuLLBLeeD fart

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    :tup:

    Nobody owns like Lizard of Oz. :)
     
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  16. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    Those silly neo-cons. They only want to break away so they can create laws that will allow them to moleste their daughters if they turn out to be hot. What will those amoral neo-cons try next.

    The funny thing is they would have more poverty in the end as their ideal way of running things caused the poverty that we have now.
     
  17. kiff

    kiff That guy from Texas. Give me some Cash

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    no, you don't get the military and local services since they're constitutional. you only get to keep medicare, medicaid, social security and obama-care :p
     
  18. FuLLBLeeD

    FuLLBLeeD fart

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    Kiff, you're an idiot and really need to stop posting.
     
  19. Lizard Of Oz

    Lizard Of Oz Demented Avenger

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    Please refrain from the personal attacks.

    Thanks
     
  20. Sir_Brizz

    Sir_Brizz Administrator Staff Member

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    :lol: or also known as LULZ
     

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