A Hmmm Joke

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Taskmaster

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Funny how a $100 "looks" so big when taken to church, but so small when taken to the mall.

Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.

Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church are, but how short they are when watching a movie.

Funny how people can't think of anything to say when they pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

Funny how people get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.

Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the Bible, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to get a back seat at church services.

Funny how people need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a church event into their schedule, but can adjust their schedule for other events at the last moment.

Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple gospel well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip.

Funny how people believe what the newspaper says, but question what the Bible says.

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.

Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.


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Probably because all the stuff in the left column is boring, and the stuff in the right is entertaining /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif
 

Taskmaster

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Hee hheee ... yea whatever! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif



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I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal! :)
 

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Come on yall know I'm joking /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif

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eraser

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Church........ My Mom always tells me i'm on the computer to much, and that I should go to church with her. Ok what would you rather do, sit on your a$$ and litsen to the same thing over, and over. "Life is like a fridge, if you take somthing out of it, it get's more empty. So If you take god out of your life you'll "feel" empty.

Or whould you rather sit on your a$$ and play a friggen awesome game like we got here. there is no choice people. Go to church. hehehe who am I kidden? play UT!!!!!

once you've heard one church session, you've heard them all.


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