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Which one begins with the letter Q?

  • Walrus!

    Votes: 1 50.0%
  • Pumpkin!

    Votes: 1 50.0%
  • CHEESE danish!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Marmalade!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I don't speak English!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • There is no Q.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    2

Smoke39

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A "General Discussion"

Let us discuss the poll above posted.
 
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Smoke39

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That is true, but the walrus has a great deal more blubber.
If you didn't think it began with Q, why the corn-raddish did ye vote fer it!?
 
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Kangus - What's up with the title of your poll? Unless you are saying Pumpkin is a superior meatloaf compaired to nalis.

Wooo.... my moniter has waves going down it.

/me turns the moniter off.

/me turns it on.

Yay! All gone!
 

Kangus

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at dawn....

I voted for the Pumpkin because I realized that none of the options, except "I don't speak English" actually start with a Q. Since that one is a statement and not a noun, & the 6th letter of Pumpkin is indeed a Q as well, I voted as such.
And since walruses consist of so much blubber, they make really poor meatloaf no matter how much corn-raddish you add. They also do not contain the letter Q.

Oh, and why did you not vote DragonFly? afraid the Nali test subjects may eat you?
 

Smoke39

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No, you is wrong, Kanguroo! The answer is FIVE! FIVE I TELL YOU! I AM WALRUS MAN! I AM BOTH A WALRUS AND A MAN! IIIIIII WIlL eAt YOuR BrAIn! PIeS ArE GoOD fOr YOu! Ich heisse Herr Käse, und das ist Herr Hose Mann! HERR HOSE MANN! WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! FISHSTICKS! FISHSTICKS! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! *SCREAM!* Eh, yes, you are incorrect, for walrus is righter than pumpkin.
 

Kangus

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Glass Onion

Originally posted by Smoke39
I AM WALRUS MAN! I AM BOTH A WALRUS AND A MAN!
can't be. To quote the Beatles...
I told you 'bout the Walrus and me, man,
You know that we're as close as can be, man,
Well, here's another clue for you all,
The Walrus was Paul.

Perhaps the Walrus may be superior to the Pumpkin in many ways, but it still does not matter, as the Walrus neither contains a Q or makes a good meatloaf.
 

Smoke39

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And like PUMPKIN DOES have a Q? An pumpkins have no blubber! Blubber is a nesecity in cold places! If you isn't all blubbery, you'll be all chilly, an' go "Bbrrrrr! I's cold, man!" An' then da walrus'll go "HAW! I gots blubber an' you doesn't! Now you is all cold, an' I is not! HAW!" So yer STUPID PUMKIN is gonna DIE! SO THERE!

http://www.walrusworld.com
 

Kangus

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P, the letter Pumpkin does start with, is only 1 letter away from our beloved Q. Your Walrus's W on the other hand is a whole 6 positions off.

And blubberr may keep the walrus warm, but it does not make for a good solid meatloaf.
 

Smoke39

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Yes, but the letter W is pronounced as V in German (it would be pronounced 'valroos'), which is only FIVE letters from Q, and the letter V is pronounced as F, which is 11 letter from Q, and 5-11=-6, so it is so close to Q, that it is deep within it. HAW! So THERE!
 

Kangus

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you are way off base there Smoke.... you see, its a linear equation. Negative distances do not imply the letter being within, they imply its direction from the original letter (Q).
Plus, your translational mathematics are just downright nonsensical.

let me draw you a diagram.
 

Smoke39

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My chart makes perfect sense! Your brain must be broken. AND, 13 people have already voted!
 

Smoke39

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Woah, 62 votes! Who're the 9 fools who voted for "CHEESE danish!"? An' why has no one voted for "I don't speak Eninglish!"?
 
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I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH

I have not voted because I find discussing things such as this totally pointless. What is the point in democracy when the Nazi party already know what is best for Germany?

I suggest we close the poll and all agree that the answer is, indeed, Marmalade.


Lets just allow the people to decide....

Detective Dragonfly wonders why there are more votes than views...

(Hehe Smoke. I said it first. Hehehe.)
 
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Smoke39

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NO! WALRUS!
Kangus, you cheated! You moosed the poll results, an' now they're all moosey! Blah!