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A funny story

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by HuFlungzeDung, Mar 9, 2000.

  1. HuFlungzeDung

    HuFlungzeDung New Member

    Nov 24, 1999
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    Tarzan and Jane had just met. They talked for a while, and then Jane asked Tarzan
    "What do you do for sex out here, all by yourself?"
    "Tarzan use hole in tree" he stated.
    "Well, how about using this" Jane says, showing him what she's got.
    So Tarzan hauls off and kicks her in the crotch as hard as he can.
    After she is able to speak again, she asked him why he did that.
    "Tarzan check for bees, first!"

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