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A confession

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Balton, Jun 26, 2012.

  1. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    ...instead of writing on bathroom stalls I post here.
     
  2. Festering Anus

    Festering Anus Cheeto Hans

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    423-5555 call for a good time ;)
     
  3. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    Your mom doesn't arouse me anymore ;)
     
  4. Gir

    Gir Offensive mode!

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    You pee on your seat too?
     
  5. -Jes-

    -Jes- Shreddin'

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    He walks around in the summer time saying 'how about this heat'?!
     
  6. [GU]elmur_fud

    [GU]elmur_fud I have balls of Depleted Uranium

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    Turds descending from my ass,
    Land in the toilet with a splash,
    Some will sink,
    Some will swim,
    The rest will dry upon the rim.
     
  7. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    ^the first potty poet to step out of the closet :tup:
     
  8. Firefly

    Firefly United Kingdom is not a country.

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    Where's the spy hole?
     
  9. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mr. Mayhem

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    Fixed.
     
  10. [GU]elmur_fud

    [GU]elmur_fud I have balls of Depleted Uranium

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    I used to make spare change writing and sending them to Hustler magazine. If they printed it they used to pay $400(US)... don't know if they still do though.

    Not claiming authorship of these btw, as a published poet of absolutely no note I would never admit too such a thing ... but I have written them on bathroom walls :p


    There seem to be 2 kinds of bathroom poems... examples:

    Feces, Dodo, Ca-ca, Shit,
    How many names have we got for it,
    Potty, Dung, Excrement too,
    What crap is this my bowels have moved.

    and

    Love me tender,
    Love me sweet,
    Wrap your lips around my meat.
    Watch me smile,
    Watch me grin,
    Feel my cum run down your chin.
    Taste my lovin,
    Taste my load,
    Ram your lips down to my chode.
    Gargle semen,
    Gargle sperm,
    While you choke upon my worm.
     
  11. NeoNite

    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    When the poop runs down the bowl
    you'll give a big yowl
    Finally free of that big turd
    no more buthurt
    Exploding all over the bathroom
    A grim face of doom
    painted all over the ceiling and walls
    Like heavy raindrops it falls
    smothering any unsuspecting fool
    bathing him in a cesspool of brown drool

    I AM SO TALENTED
     
  12. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    once upon a time
    there was man named Jed
    and he picked up a hooker
    and he got a little head
    and he said, "Hot damn,
    "that feels mighty fine."
    "But I think next time,
    "I'd like to fuck you from behind."
     
  13. Zxanphorian

    Zxanphorian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    This is my domain.
    I sit on porcelain throne.
    I am the Poop King.
     
  14. [GU]elmur_fud

    [GU]elmur_fud I have balls of Depleted Uranium

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    This is a place to bust your guts,
    Not a place to beat your nuts,
    So keep it clean,
    And keep it neat,
    Go somewhere else to beat your meat.

    I come here to sit and think.
    To stay awhile and make a stink.
    But i don't come here to beat my balls,
    And read the bullshit you people write on the walls.
     

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