How will you die? (2005)

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How will you die? (2005)

  • Murdered

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Broken Neck

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Fall

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • Drowning

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Fire

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Cancer

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Heart Attack

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Over dose

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Old Age

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • Other

    Votes: 4 66.7%

  • Total voters
    6

Evil_Cope

For the Win, motherfather!
Aug 24, 2001
2,070
1
0
anyone caught using the "I aint gonna die. So far, so good!" joke, will find out soon enough.

:con:
 

Evil_Cope

For the Win, motherfather!
Aug 24, 2001
2,070
1
0
that's just depressing. what are you, 40 years old? thats the best that you can do?


Christ on a cracker. That's so ****ing terrible.
 

oosyxxx

teh3vilspa7ula
Jan 4, 2000
3,198
84
48
when our loving God decides to pwnz0r everyone on judgement day while he listens to onyx and biohazard's "judgment night."

God: gg
The Humanity Of It All: omg stfu l4mer
God: hehe
 

Chrysaor

Lord of the Pants
Nov 3, 2001
3,022
6
38
Hiding in your Attic
Cat Fuzz said:
I'm not gonna die. My body will die, but I won't.

This is so weird.

Look at the hands you've been typing with and see they're yours, not his.

"Man has no Body distinct from his Soul for that calld Body is a portion of Soul discernd by the five Senses, the chief inlets of Soul in this age."

Your senses gave you the information that you use to say your body is distinct from your soul. Your reality is a product of your whole self. Your Body is not subjective to the rest of what you know, god included. It's what gives you all that you know.

Read William Blake's Marriage of Heaven and Hell. I know you won't, but it's really one of the greatest pieces of literature I have ever had the pleasure of reading. And it's short!