Maybe you should make a new buf manor thread, but a political styled one. Think about all the excitement it would generate, the endless nights of determined debating, the incredible innuendos. Think of all the glory, the insatiable insanity, the notoriousness.
Then again, grabbing a chimpansee and dipping it in hot chocolate sauce and taking it to the back of the barn might even be a better idea of putting your time to good use.