OBAS: Ohio Burning Asshole System

[BillyBadAss]

I'm back in The U.S. for Christmas and all this rich food has my asshole working in overdrive. The softest tissue feels like sandpaper on my delicate o-ring. I'm currently only pooping out Mississippi Mud style poops. They are taking millions of wipes to make clean.

Anyone else feeling the pain this holiday season?

 

[gopostal]

I feel your pain. Couldn't eat most anything but deviled eggs from our Christmas buffet (still figuring this 'no teeth/no taste' thing out as I go). I had a bunch of them too.

Nearly killed myself in my work sleigh the day after. It's a good thing we can drive with our door open.

 

[NeoNite]

Nah, everything's a-ok with the ol' bumholio. No searing, aching pain when I drain the evil eye without even the slightest strain. No real rich food excesses. Good food I guess, but nothing too fancy.

 

[Jackal]

[M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8awqKPvdKk[/M]

 

[Igoy]

BBA has got to be hands down my favourite forumer ever. He tells it exactly how it is.

 

[Selerox]

A candle at a safe distance, obviously...

Had a surprisingly good festive season in that regard. But I will light a candle and hope for the best for you all.

 

[Balton]

I'm all good. Been only cooking healthy Italian food the past weeks.

 

[BillyBadAss]

BBA has got to be hands down my favourite forumer ever. He tells it exactly how it is.

How much of a favorite? Would you lick/eat my ass to comfort it? I will wash it first. You know you've done this before.

[M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8awqKPvdKk[/M]

He knows. He lives in this area.

Had a surprisingly good festive season in that regard. But I will light a candle and hope for the best for you all.

Please do. I'm risking scar tissue here.

 

[ZenPirate]

YES!!! Payoff!! you know how much work it took us to talk your folks into putting that much ex-lax in your food?

 

[BillyBadAss]

YES!!! Payoff!! you know how much work it took us to talk your folks into putting that much ex-lax in your food?

It feels like there was some grains of sand too.

 

[Igoy]

How much of a favorite? Would you lick/eat my ass to comfort it? I will wash it first. You know you've done this before.

Anything 4 u bebe.