I'll just leave this here

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Balton

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got a wisdom teeth pulled out today and instead of chips(salt & vinegar, mind you) at 2am I'll have to chug penicilin at around 2am. great. And no martini or joints for me either : /
 

oosyxxx

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Yeah, you have to avoid smoke for a while. Did they give you any pills to help ease the pain for a while?
 

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this is so funny, but it's midnight, i'm drinking white wine, and eating jalapeno potato chips, and i forgot where i was going with this. GO WINE!!

I haven't had wine in quite a while, and beer in almost five weeks, so I'm going to celebrate my good health by drinking wine this Saturday.
 

OO7MIKE

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I haven't had wine in quite a while, and beer in almost five weeks, so I'm going to celebrate my good health by drinking wine this Saturday.

I'm with you on this one. Lost 10lbs recently. Back to my weight 2 years ago. I want the wonderful spirit water but I'm going to have to give it up in favor of having less bitch tits. You dig?
 

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I'm with you on this one. Lost 10lbs recently. Back to my weight 2 years ago. I want the wonderful spirit water but I'm going to have to give it up in favor of having less bitch tits. You dig?

I do. Hard liquor just ain't right for me in terms of how it makes me feel, so I'm not about to start up on that just because it's less calories.
 

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I do. Hard liquor just ain't right for me in terms of how it makes me feel, so I'm not about to start up on that just because it's less calories.

Try clear liquors, you (I anyway) don't get the dreaded hangovers in the morning. I been hammering the Vodka ~7 with a splash of quality gin (NOT Mr. Boston!!). Sometimes I'll get crazy and throw in just a drop of roses lime. I can do those all night and feel great the next day.
 
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Balton

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Try clear liquors, you (I anyway) don't get the dreaded hangovers in the morning. I been hammering the Vodka ~7 with a splash of quality gin (NOT Mr. Boston!!). Sometimes I'll get crazy and throw in just a drop of roses lime. I can do those all night and feel great the next day.

except you have to dope yourself up with coffee all day long ;)
 

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coffee overclocks the overclocker!

Insta-hangover cure! :tup:

/not really

... but speaking of coffee, I bough some ground Starbucks espresso so I could juice myself up with some street-legal industrial speed to wrap the semester, and last night I drank maybe 5 cups and couldn't fall asleep until 4 a.m. After falling asleep, I had a dream that Phil Anselmo could sell me an oz. of mids for $100, and I somehow ended up with said mids in my mom's house, and she was walking toward the room I was in while the mids were in the midst of my hands!

She comes ramblin' on, and I somehow end up with the mids all over my face. That's was some sticky azz midz, yo! The dream got darker, and much more lucid, when these two uber real people who were almost zombified ghosted my way, including one person who was my friend's mom and her nose was nipped off, and she leaked head guts onto me and I just thought, "What the **** is my life coming to?" I got up to piss and I couldn't shake the dream state initially, but after a while, I realized that if a leaker leakin' on me was all I currently had to worry about, things wudn't so bad, and then I segued into a great dream, and I think there was sexalicious action goin' on.
 
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I been drinkin' again!

Crane Lake Riesling, 2009. Yeah, who gives a full **** about the year? Just the people at Crane Lake, who make probably the cheapest Riesling available.