Teh Nali War Cow Raaces trheadd

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who will W1N OMG

  • Habouji

    Votes: 10 40.0%
  • Seatruffle

    Votes: 2 8.0%
  • Peaksteregg

    Votes: 5 20.0%
  • Necritariat

    Votes: 1 4.0%
  • Slowpoque

    Votes: 7 28.0%

  • Total voters
    25

Peavey

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WHO WILL WIN omg :eek:

[edit] I'm going to need some journalists to take Aerial shots of the race around CTF-Face. It is understood that NaliWarCows don't have the greatest sense of direction and that they may go the wrong way (Admins might want to sticky this spectacle, it is a popular sport)
 
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Peavey

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Peavey

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Obviously, any character whose name ends in -oque will win. Always.

That sonofabitch could rock me harder than Xan any day of the week.

Is anyone gonna run UT and spectate a NaliWarCow CTF game and pretend like they're racing around Face and take screenies and announce? :confused: Please?
 
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Peavey

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Thank you looney for covering this wonderful spectacle resulting from years of hand-picked War Cow inbreeding. Look at that greasy, leathery coat on Habouji! That blank, slack-jawed, hoof-dragging, half-retarded gaze of Slowpoque the great!
 

Peavey

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:lol:

Stay tuned for:

Skaarj Aggression!!! Where Skaarj space troopers take out their brute tantrums on unsuspecting Nali monks! What a bunch of pansies!!!
 

OO7MIKE

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The best part was at the beginning when my favorite nali war cow dies. Thats just poor Hollywood writing. LOL

Definitely a lot of work put into it. Would love a video :)
 

NeoNite

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In a stream of stars
I know. I've cried my tears out when that happened. But that's life.

007mike said:
The best part was at the beginning when my favorite nali war cow dies. Thats just poor Hollywood writing. LOL

Definitely a lot of work put into it. Would love a video :)

Would be fun! If anyone could get at least six-seven people together...
Oh yeah, the custom warcowskins used:

- koetjeboe (peaksteregg)
- dinocow (habouji)
- memecow (seatruffle)

And I really ought to continue that big brother unreal comic...
 
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