I'll just leave this here

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oosyxxx

teh3vilspa7ula
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and when they find out its just a picture of a sausage... everyone can have a hearty laugh. "Gotcha!"

Hey man, what's UP! Gosh I just can't believe how I'm running into to you all over Nali City these days. Reminds me of Morbias II and the even better sequel Morbias69! They just don't map 'em like that anymoreeeeeeeeeeeeee ... bup buh bah bup bup bup buh bahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. :tup:
 

oosyxxx

teh3vilspa7ula
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I made a porn-textured Morbias map and then uploaded it to NC, crediting it to someone I was beefing with at the time.
 

QUALTHWAR

Baitshop opening soon.
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I’ve basically exchanged one headache for another. I’ve been sort of seeing this girl kinda steady like, but kinda not. We’ve tried to make babies like 9 times so far and counting, in a timeframe of a couple of months.

I go over to her place and spend the day; she makes me breakfast, dinner, we watch movies at her place and at the theater. We do a lot together. However, and it’s a big however, she’s borderline crazy! She’ll be fine one minute and the next yelling at me to leave. Not just her place, but the bar where all our friend are around hearing all this.

I finally put my foot down and got mad and said I’m not going anywhere until we talk. She settles down. She says she wants to be friends, but rips my clothes off me. She doesn’t want anyone to know about us, and that’s one reason why she gets upset because she thinks I’m telling our friends at the bar about us behind her back.

The thing is, she is so much fun to be around, when she isn’t nuts. It feels so right. But she actually makes me nervous. I mean my palm get sweaty sometimes when I’m with her or even thinking about her.
 

oosyxxx

teh3vilspa7ula
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I’ve basically exchanged one headache for another. I’ve been sort of seeing this girl kinda steady like, but kinda not. We’ve tried to make babies like 9 times so far and counting, in a timeframe of a couple of months.

I go over to her place and spend the day; she makes me breakfast, dinner, we watch movies at her place and at the theater. We do a lot together. However, and it’s a big however, she’s borderline crazy! She’ll be fine one minute and the next yelling at me to leave. Not just her place, but the bar where all our friend are around hearing all this.

I finally put my foot down and got mad and said I’m not going anywhere until we talk. She settles down. She says she wants to be friends, but rips my clothes off me. She doesn’t want anyone to know about us, and that’s one reason why she gets upset because she thinks I’m telling our friends at the bar about us behind her back.

The thing is, she is so much fun to be around, when she isn’t nuts. It feels so right. But she actually makes me nervous. I mean my palm get sweaty sometimes when I’m with her or even thinking about her.

So, are you still with her or what? :)
 

QUALTHWAR

Baitshop opening soon.
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So, are you still with her or what? :)

I wish I could give you a straight answer, but it’s too complicated. We had fun, if you know what I mean, 14 times now. She gets mad if I’m talking with other women. She tells me if I come into our local hangout with another woman that she’s going to start trouble. All that tells me that we are a couple.

However, we haven’t slept together now in like 3 or 4 months. We do stuff together, but it’s not the same. She tells me about a month ago that we’re not a couple, and that she never tried to give me the wrong impression that we were. She says something like so you think we’re a couple because you’ve seen me naked a couple of times? I tell her that we’ve been together 14 times, and she said bull****.

After the third time we were intimate, I started taking notes about what we did and when we did it. So I sent her an email saying that this is why I thought we were a couple. I listed all the times that we did something, all 14 times by the way, and mentioned how she gets jealous, and how she would try to ruin a relationship between me and another woman. I said for all these reasons and more, this is why I thought we were a couple.

I said if we were just friends, you wouldn’t care in the least if I was with another woman. I feel like a contingency plan; a backup. I mean, we can really have fun when we want, but sometimes, she’ll come into our local pub and say hi, sit with other people and pretty much ignore me the entire time.

My friend said if I want her to pay attention to me, I need to break off all contact for a week or two. I guess the idea here is to let her think I’m done, maybe with someone else, and then she’ll start to miss me and realize just how much she needs me. I’ve done this before for 3 or 4 days, but didn’t think it had any impact. But I found out last night that it did. I guess she was asking our friends if they had seen or talked with me.

She already texted me twice today. Once to see how my golf game went, and to see if I’d drop by to help her with her antivirus. I’m taking my friend’s advice and I’m not contacting her. We’ll have to see how that goes.
 

Rukee

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Don't take this the wrong way, but sounds like a self centered controlling biotch.




If it's this bad now, in a couple years you'll be lucky to be able to watch a shampoo commercial on TV or leave the house on your own without her permission.
 

OO7MIKE

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Oh wow. I'm an advocate for a drama less relationship. I don't like drama, and I'll leave because of it. There is no reason that someone cannot sit down and have a normal conversation and work things out. Lots of beer and some groupy Asian chicks always help. No not really, but I do like the combination.
 

oosyxxx

teh3vilspa7ula
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Photography groupie Asian chicks? Tell me more.

... and what's with you and beer? Please--as I have asked before--go into great detail re: your drinking habits, good sir. :tup: