What did everybody get for xmas?
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Cat Fuzz
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I got a Wii system......erm, I mean, my SON got a Wii. Yeah. I got $50 from my wife. Cash. She loves me. I got a $50 Visa gift card from my parents and a $50 Sears gift card from my wife's dad and step-mom.
Should have asked for a rock, though. Yours looks like so much fun!
Should have asked for a rock, though. Yours looks like so much fun!
Cat Fuzz
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What if your rock and his rock are siblings? You'll have retarded rock children. Better get a Deoxyribonucleic acid test first.
Something isn’t right here. The odds of 2 people getting the exact same rock are nil. Maybe these aren’t real rocks but aliens disguised to look like rocks. Does your rock purr if you pee on it? Mine does. My rock also does crossword puzzles in ink. I tried throwing it threw my neighbor’s window, but all it did was break the window; it didn’t hurt the rock at all.
Cat Fuzz
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Mine pees on me when I sleep. It's very annoying. it also sneaks into my neighbor's houses and puts Barry Manilow in their music players. I don't know why. But none of this compares to when it flips on its back and suddenly a karate master is in my room who proceeds to kick me in the stomach and flies away.
Hmm... maybe they're not the same rock after all.
Yeah, that’s a relief. I’d hate to think they were aliens trying to take over our planet. It seems like everything is normal for the time being.
On the other hand, people wanted underwear with holes in the back years ago when they used outside toilets so they didn’t have to pull their underwear all the way down when they did their business in the middle of winter.
Cat Fuzz
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Looks like he forgot to open the flap before dropping his load. There is clearly a major droop there.
Speaking of which, my rock just pooped on the floor. I need to housebreak him. Anyone got a shock belt?
lol. i put mine in an old coffee can. it can crap all it wants, but it will be sitting in it if it does.
I got a day off.
That might sound easy, but just try getting off for a whole day!
Still waiting for it to scab over.
That might sound easy, but just try getting off for a whole day!
Still waiting for it to scab over.
Yes, well, on a matter that may or may not be related, the last time I heard you were unemployed, or about to be. You had lost your job after many years, found something else and that job was ending because of the economy.