Seriously, I don't want Off Topic to supply my porn. Because you guys f*cking SUCK at it. Forcing your sh*tty selection of average tits on the whole of BuF is selfish. It's like running up to every person you know and saying something like, "WOAH OMG HAVE YOU HAD THIS EXOTIC FOOD CALLED
MACARONI AND CHEESE IT'S SO GOOD HERE TRY THIS," as you shove a spoon in my mouth and force-feed me some mediocre CRAP. Meanwhile the rest of us are thinking,
"Uh, yeah what are you in the f*cking 7th grade? Did you JUST discover that or something? Go get a REAL girlfriend because you're annoying everyone."
I know it's hard for people like dotnetbeast or matfei to tuck their dicks back in their pants long enough to get a girlfriend, but honestly, it's f*cking immature, especially when you guys start making homophobic suggestions just because we actually have something to say. Any moron can appreciate a pair of breasts.
If every thread in Off Topic sucks so bad that you have to keep trashing bandwidth with the SAME F*CKING pictures over and over, then why not just delete your account and go to a forum for porn torrents and such? Then you masturbate all you want... not that you have the experience to hang for that long anyway.
And furthermore, I'd like to advocate a new campaign - for every post that includes breasts, I'm going to raise you a close-up of a bulging man thong, to remind you of the balls that you don't really have.
and maybe because I know Hyru would get excited with me