I love tits as much as the next guy....

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KaL976

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SFW unless your W is retarded

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Peavey

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Seriously, I don't want Off Topic to supply my porn. Because you guys f*cking SUCK at it. Forcing your sh*tty selection of average tits on the whole of BuF is selfish. It's like running up to every person you know and saying something like, "WOAH OMG HAVE YOU HAD THIS EXOTIC FOOD CALLED MACARONI AND CHEESE IT'S SO GOOD HERE TRY THIS," as you shove a spoon in my mouth and force-feed me some mediocre CRAP. Meanwhile the rest of us are thinking, :con: "Uh, yeah what are you in the f*cking 7th grade? Did you JUST discover that or something? Go get a REAL girlfriend because you're annoying everyone."

I know it's hard for people like dotnetbeast or matfei to tuck their dicks back in their pants long enough to get a girlfriend, but honestly, it's f*cking immature, especially when you guys start making homophobic suggestions just because we actually have something to say. Any moron can appreciate a pair of breasts.

If every thread in Off Topic sucks so bad that you have to keep trashing bandwidth with the SAME F*CKING pictures over and over, then why not just delete your account and go to a forum for porn torrents and such? Then you masturbate all you want... not that you have the experience to hang for that long anyway.

And furthermore, I'd like to advocate a new campaign - for every post that includes breasts, I'm going to raise you a close-up of a bulging man thong, to remind you of the balls that you don't really have.

and maybe because I know Hyru would get excited with me :mwink:
 
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dotnetbeast

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Seriously, I don't want Off Topic to supply my porn. Because you guys f*cking SUCK at it. Forcing your sh*tty selection of average tits on the whole of BuF is selfish. It's like running up to every person you know and saying something like, "WOAH OMG HAVE YOU HAD THIS EXOTIC FOOD CALLED MACARONI AND CHEESE IT'S SO GOOD HERE TRY THIS," as you shove a spoon in my mouth and force-feed me some mediocre CRAP. Meanwhile the rest of us are thinking, :con: "Uh, yeah what are you in the f*cking 7th grade? Did you JUST discover that or something? Go get a REAL girlfriend because you're annoying everyone."

I know it's hard for people like dotnetbeast or matfei to tuck their dicks back in their pants long enough to get a girlfriend, but honestly, it's f*cking immature, especially when you guys start making homophobic suggestions just because we actually have something to say. Any moron can appreciate a pair of breasts.

If every thread in Off Topic sucks so bad that you have to keep trashing bandwidth with the SAME F*CKING pictures over and over, then why not just delete your account and go to a forum for porn torrents and such? Then you masturbate all you want... not that you have the experience to hang for that long anyway.

And furthermore, I'd like to advocate a new campaign - for every post that includes breasts, I'm going to raise you a close-up of a bulging man thong, to remind you of the balls that you don't really have.

and maybe because I know Hyru would get excited with me :mwink:

That makes sense. All you needed tho was the last paragraph.
But trust me when I say this man.
Dont step up to me son.
 

toniglandyl

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Peavy are you considering cleavage as porn material ?
We're in the 21st century ! cleavage is like, the normal thing. Hell, the girl I had next to me in the plane back to France in august had her shirt nicely opened, and she was cold. Did she button her shirt ? no ! why ? cause a nice cleavage is sexy and can't do any harm.
 

Balton

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Peavy are you considering cleavage as porn material ?
We're in the 21st century ! cleavage is like, the normal thing. Hell, the girl I had next to me in the plane back to France in august had her shirt nicely opened, and she was cold. Did she button her shirt ? no ! why ? cause a nice cleavage is sexy and can't do any harm.

^virgin
 

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That makes sense. All you needed tho was the last paragraph.
But trust me when I say this man.
Dont step up to me son.


He just did. :eek:

But how hard is it, just stop posting boobs in every thread and everybody but you is happy. We solve could solve that by posting a boob pic every now and then in your profile. Win win situation :tup:
 

Continuum

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I think people are missing the point completly. People posting boobs cant help themselves they are the victim of a government conspiracy to make ranchers rich. As you all know the government allows the ranchers to pump their livestock full of hormones making it possible for politicians to get a cut of the profits. The only bad thing is the entire country has now overdosed on the excess hormones in their food and can no longer control their internet habits.
 

WaitForTheRain

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Seriously, I don't want Off Topic to supply my porn. Because you guys f*cking SUCK at it. Forcing your sh*tty selection of average tits on the whole of BuF is selfish.

You have just offended all of the women who's breasts have appeared in this forum - probably ;)
 

WaitForTheRain

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hmm. That came out a bit wrong. lets rephrase it to "You've probably offended all of the women who've had pictures of their breasts in this forum"

-- That'll work :lol: