Leap Before You Look
This kind of gamer will buy a popular game (for example Unreal Tournament) and will go straight to Multiplayer, either online or vs the computer, will naturally lose horribly, and will either:
a) Declare the game is ****, rigged, cheating, and never touch it again
b) Accuse the others of cheating and then disconnect in a huff because they were laughed at for not knowing the Rocket Launcher has a Lock-On ability
c) Start a zealous internet trolling campaign against all fans, sites and forums of the game in question
Time to beat: One run through Single Player and you'll be able to smear his remains halfway accross the universe with little effort.
Bash, Bash, Bash
It took you eight years to reach the pinnacle of skill, mastering every subtlety and nuance of the game, ultimately becoming the alpha and the omega. Your opponent is a twelve year old whos five year old brother helped him pick the "cheap" character because he looks the coolest, and then proceeded to mash the buttons and flail randomly with the stick, flailing and bashing at speeds almost beyond the laws of physics.
Time to Beat: Never, because neither one of you will see that 57 hit super ownage combo coming.
This kind of gamer will buy a popular game (for example Unreal Tournament) and will go straight to Multiplayer, either online or vs the computer, will naturally lose horribly, and will either:
a) Declare the game is ****, rigged, cheating, and never touch it again
b) Accuse the others of cheating and then disconnect in a huff because they were laughed at for not knowing the Rocket Launcher has a Lock-On ability
c) Start a zealous internet trolling campaign against all fans, sites and forums of the game in question
Time to beat: One run through Single Player and you'll be able to smear his remains halfway accross the universe with little effort.
Bash, Bash, Bash
It took you eight years to reach the pinnacle of skill, mastering every subtlety and nuance of the game, ultimately becoming the alpha and the omega. Your opponent is a twelve year old whos five year old brother helped him pick the "cheap" character because he looks the coolest, and then proceeded to mash the buttons and flail randomly with the stick, flailing and bashing at speeds almost beyond the laws of physics.
Time to Beat: Never, because neither one of you will see that 57 hit super ownage combo coming.