Things that make no sense in porn

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Kantham

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especially if you have some "needy" woman who never shuts the hell up about anything.

Needy as in "We should do X thing because now is teh boring"?
I don't think there's something such as a "non-needy" woman if so. It's something to deal with everyday, keeping her happy and prove you love her, get rid of hours of gameplay and rather, spend it with her. That's the spirit.

I'd like to be proved wrong.
In short, a non-stop gamer who think a GF is going to solve his problems... no. Not for long. :p
 
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BobTheBeheader

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As long as women can be bought, they won't really be free or loved for who they really are and men will hand them money for nothing. Why on earth should you work for her? Is a woman really free if she always is on some mans pay role?
So, you are either saying that women are whores or that they are men's possessions. Which is it?

I remember seeing some women for sale at Walmart once... :/
 

Jacks:Revenge

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somewhere; sometime?
Never the less. You think that a man should provide for his woman. The concept we all are really looking for is equality.

Sigh. I never once said you're supposed to be "providing" for her, most women have their own careers these days, you know since you seem to have been living under a rock.

Let's pretend you are a typical alpha male. You spend just about a fortune on your woman and then what? Sooner or later your will run short of cash. Then someone else will overtake your investments by simply opening up a larger wallet that yours just because she is like a freelance contractor who serve whoever she wants, for money of course.
Your view of women as displayed by this completely nonsensical example could not be more backwards. Frankly it's really pretty sexist and entirely inaccurate as far as the average woman is concerned, in the real world... but for a guy who doesn't get anything out of sex, I guess it's not too surprising.

What if she could spend just as much as you do on everything, together with you? As long as women can be bought, they won't really be free or loved for who they really are and men will hand them money for nothing. Why on earth should you work for her? Is a woman really free if she always is on some mans pay role?
Again I never said you're having to support her. You do things together, you get her a gift, but she reciprocates assuming it's a healthy relationship. It should come as a given that good relationships are true partnerships, but I'm glad you arrived at this conclusion after further deduction.

Oh and this group thingie with people helping each other to have intercourse, taking turn, giving support or just watching, all humans do that, right? (Little ironic here, but if we were free of all social, economical and juridical matters orgies would be more common, like everywhere.)
I can't even begin to address what's wrong with views expressed in this statement

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Fuzz

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I can't even begin to address what's wrong with views expressed in this statement
Indulge me.

Perhaps you are that kind of chauvinist that think a woman could not possibly enjoy a relation free of sexual restraints?

Yes, the art of provoking.

I have seen so many relations go bad, they just can't stand one another. They split up and their children have to travel here and there all the time. It makes sense to ask why. People have become immoral in some fundamental way when it comes to basic decency.

They have no clue when it comes to what the future will bring. They most likely try to find easy ways to exploit one another with deceit and it all comes to an end. People lack simple planing skills.

People have become immoral in some fundamental way when it comes to basic decency.
If you are a secret agent there is another philosophy to live by.

It's an act of love when we deceive the people we care about.
Just a funny line.

I think a lot of things do make sense in mainstream pon too. Guess thats why it's so discreetly accepted and consumed.
 

Fuzz

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That's what count.
Just give me a reason, some kind of sign
I'll need a miracle to help me this time
I heard what you said, and I feel the same
I know in my heart that I'll have to change

Even the stars look brighter tonight
Nothing's impossible
I still believe in love at first sight
Nothing's impossible

How did we get to be this far apart?
How did we get to be this far apart?
I want to be with you, something to share
I want to be here, I am not there

Even the stars look brighter tonight
Nothing's impossible
I still believe in love at first sight
Nothing's impossible
Even the stars look brighter tonight
Nothing's impossible
If you believe in love at first sight
Nothing's impossible

I still believe in love at first sight
Nothing's impossible
Music can be great too.
 

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Back on topic-Cock vore.

Vore Wiki said:
Cock Vore, or CV as it is often referred to, involves using the male penis to swallow someone up through the urethral opening at the tip after which they are pulled down the urethra to the preditor's scrotum. Once in the scrotum, the prey is absorbed or digested inside the testicals somehow, or turned into male cum (sometimes known as Cum Vore) and ejaculated.


A related alternative to cock vore is sheath vore. (see Rarer types of vores).

See also:

Genital Vore

lolo that's hawt.
 

Fuzz

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If it's anime, I could understand it being related to this thread, somehow I also get the idea of it all.

I'll take the time to comment on the tags that have popped up.

Of course I don't trade sex slaves even thou I don't really mind the concept. My skepticism to relations in general is based on empiric studies not christianity in any way, I'm an atheist by nature. If I have issues most people will have even more issues and even more severe ones I may add. Someone also decided to add an ad here too, that familiar brand that you use to blend with methylenedioxymethamphetamine to make something called sextasy on the streets.

I figure this is a good thread to ask a question. Do boys toy themselves too?
 
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Nines

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So what was so wrong with my post that it had to be removed? It wasn't worse than that fat chick in any way.

Because it inspired Bob to post a big tentacle sex pic with the sensitive areas covered with mosaics, maybe?
 

«BuA»Lurker_71

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Wha?
The concept we all are really looking for is equality.

I think the idea of equality between sexes is pretty unbalanced... but I blame TV, ignorance, and upbringing for that.

Let's pretend you are a typical alpha male. You spend just about a fortune on your woman and then what? Sooner or later your will run short of cash. Then someone else will overtake your investments by simply opening up a larger wallet that yours just because she is like a freelance contractor who serve whoever she wants, for money of course.

Had I ever had a fortune to spend on a female, I certainly wouldn't feel that it was a requirement to do so. Yes, I want my mate to be happy; but if it requires 2 jobs and a hefty bank loan, she's barking up the wrong tree.

What if she could spend just as much as you do on everything, together with you? As long as women can be bought, they won't really be free or loved for who they really are and men will hand them money for nothing. Why on earth should you work for her? Is a woman really free if she always is on some mans pay role?

Wow. If you know women who expect/desire this kind of treatment, send them to Jerry Springer where they belong. ;)

Does it matter if things don't make sense in erotics? It's supposed to be art or at least main stream. Oh and this group thingie with people helping each other to have intercourse, taking turn, giving support or just watching, all humans do that, right? (Little ironic here, but if we were free of all social, economical and juridical matters orgies would be more common, like everywhere.)

Well, I can see where that might make emotional and physical bonds more open and honest, but from a health standpoint; that's just nuts (no pun intended).

Indulge me.

Perhaps you are that kind of chauvinist that think a woman could not possibly enjoy a relation free of sexual restraints?

A mate's restraints, or her own? A woman requires as much (if not more) physical & emotional attention as a man.

Yes, the art of provoking.

Yes, it's sad that even as evolved as we are, most of our arguments involve 3rd grade tactics...

People have become immoral in some fundamental way when it comes to basic decency.

Perhaps it's that we have spent so much time telling ourselves that relationships can be replaced, "there are other fish in the sea", and so on; that we forget the basic value of a relationship ultimately lays in understanding, compassion, and comprehending the value of togetherness.
People have a bad habit of treating each other as objects that are lacking in value and otherwise easily replaced.

They have no clue when it comes to what the future will bring. They most likely try to find easy ways to exploit one another with deceit and it all comes to an end. People lack simple planing skills.

I don't know about planning skills, but they certainly lack the patience to take each day in a relationship as it comes. Most people treat love like a buffet; they fill themselves up on what looks most appetizing, and leave what is most likely better for them for someone who (rare as it is) can appreciate what it does for them, and can mean to them.

I think a lot of things do make sense in mainstream porn too. Guess thats why it's so discreetly accepted and consumed.

Porn = buffet as described above.

Of course I don't trade sex slaves even thou I don't really mind the concept. My skepticism to relations in general is based on empiric studies not christianity in any way, I'm an atheist by nature. If I have issues most people will have even more issues and even more severe ones I may add.

Seeing "sex slaves" and "Christian" in the same paragraph makes me laugh.
I figure this is a good thread to ask a question. Do boys toy themselves too?

Define "toy themselves".