Things that make no sense in porn

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Jacks:Revenge

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Or when a guy loads it up in the girls ass, then she holds a wine glass under her anus to push the load into the glass, thus calling it a cream pie.

Whats worse is when someone ends up drinking the glass.

Or when someone ends up drinking it directly from her leaky, ravaged hole. Meanwhile the camera guy is all "yeah thats it baby push that sh*t out" :lol:
 

MonsOlympus

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Yeah I dunno why but when I saw that comment on crossing lightsabers it reminded me of ghostbusters :p
 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr9FQG4jXuA :lol:

In case someone doesn't speak german, here's a quick translation:
She: That's the broken electrical panel - could you have a look at it?
He: Willingly, but why is there straw?
She: Why are you wearing a mask?
He: Hmm, well.... why don't give me a head?
 

Vers Vlees

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Well I dug this one up from the depths of my harddisk. Most of you probally know this anyway. I thought it was fitting for this thread.

:) 30 things we can learn from porn.
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not
scream with embarassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women make noise..
11. People in the 70's couldn't **** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his
half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted).
16. Double penetration makes a woman smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend doesn't knock the **** out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriends mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend,
she'll only be momentarily pissed off before ****ing the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches....or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. *******s are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all
parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other
proudly on his hip.

Also one of the things I dont get is rimming. I bet the one who recieves could enjoy it I guess but the one who gives it well:p
 

Jordan L

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It doesn't make sense why studios allow the performers a.k.a. females to wear piercings during the video. I find woman with pierced nipples and Clits as a Huge Turn Off. I won't even watch the scene if piercings like those are apparent. A pierced tongue is bad enough as it is. Also, A pierced Clit just reminds me how much of a Slut they are, and that they probably sucked off the the person that gave them the piercing.
 

Balton

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It doesn't make sense why studios allow the performers a.k.a. females to wear piercings during the video. I find woman with pierced nipples and Clits as a Huge Turn Off. I won't even watch the scene if piercings like those are apparent. A pierced tongue is bad enough as it is. Also, A pierced Clit just reminds me how much of a Slut they are, and that they probably sucked off the the person that gave them the piercing.

says the guy with a pentagram for an avatar. did you have to sacrifice a goat to get yourself that avatar? silly boy ;)
 

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Also one of the things I dont get is rimming. I bet the one who recieves could enjoy it I guess but the one who gives it well:p
Well maybe there's a reason why gay guys are oft associated with cleanliness ... :p
Im not a homophobe but for me the wrongest of the wrong is the bi-sexual threesome vids.... really off putting when you dont realise thats what you're watching heh.
Do you just mean MMF, or are you including MFF in that too?
 

Jordan L

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" bad " meaning Trashy in my previous post on piercings, One thing that does make sense is Classy Porn, atleast to me. Not sure on what you prefer though balton :shake:
 

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Now this thread is all nice and squiggly. What's with all this intimacy issues? Doesn't make any sense wasting so much time with relations in real life or watching them in video sequences.
 

Jacks:Revenge

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Now this thread is all nice and squiggly. What's with all this intimacy issues? Doesn't make any sense wasting so much time with relations in real life or watching them in video sequences.


So you're not a fan of real relations and you're not a fan of porn.

...

And you continue to breathe, why?