Things that make no sense in porn

[Zur]

Here's another example of weird stuff: choking. Now why on earth would you suddenly want to squeeze your partner's neck ?

 

[Gundato]

Here's another example of weird stuff: choking. Now why on earth would you suddenly want to squeeze your partner's neck ?

The same reason that there are now PSAs that basically say "If you masturbate, please don't tie a belt around your neck while you do it"

 

[Vers Vlees]

Here's another example of weird stuff: choking. Now why on earth would you suddenly want to squeeze your partner's neck ?

If you choke yourself dont you get to a certain where you get high or something like that.(yeah I saw something about this on TV IIRC) I'm pretty sure this called auto erotic asphyxiation but correct me if Im wrong.

 

[BobTheBeheader]

So there was a bot lady or something on #fragbu last night, (well, it might have not been a bot, but it didn't pass MY Turing Test).

[0:55:33] <luvsdickNcounterstrike> want to watch me undress
[0:56:20] <@hyrulian_> wait, loves dick? ^^
[0:56:39] <luvsdickNcounterstrike> is anyone as horny as i am
[0:56:53] <Airmoran> You're on the internet, so probably
[0:57:04] <BobTheBeheader> well, from the sound of it, you are pretty horny. I'm not though
[0:57:12] <luvsdickNcounterstrike> i want to have a SEXY battle with someone on CS or something
[0:57:25] <@hyrulian_> man, where's cymek
[0:57:28] <@hyrulian_> i think he'd do that
[0:57:41] <@hyrulian_> afaik he loves dick and counterstrike too
[0:57:49] <luvsdickNcounterstrike> if only one of you lived in dallas
[0:57:49] <BobTheBeheader> ok man, if games had an impact on my level of sexual arousal, CS would be a MAJOR turn off
[0:58:03] <luvsdickNcounterstrike> i just like nerdy boys
[0:58:15] <luvsdickNcounterstrike> i would let you **** me in the ass if i saw you in real life
[0:59:09] <luvsdickNcounterstrike> but i have a digital camera handy
[0:59:12] <luvsdickNcounterstrike> and AIM
[0:59:32] <luvsdickNcounterstrike> if soemone wants to trade private picturers
[1:00:15] <luvsdickNcounterstrike> i am a little oler than you guys im sure
[1:00:22] <@hyrulian_> O RLY?
[1:00:40] <luvsdickNcounterstrike> but i cant help like younger game geeks
[1:00:45] <luvsdickNcounterstrike> 26
[1:01:00] <luvsdickNcounterstrike> im a hot mom, without a kid

Anyways, right before hyru kicked it, I decided to start messing around.

[1:11:05] <BobTheBeheader> I want ur vagina
[1:11:15] <luvsdickNcounterstrike> you can have it
[1:11:25] <BobTheBeheader> thx
[1:11:27] <luvsdickNcounterstrike> if i can slide on ur face
[1:11:44] <BobTheBeheader> facesitting? umm nothx

Facesitting is something else I don't get.

[1:13:36] <BobTheBeheader> I'm going to bed, and I'm going to try not to have any ****ed up dreams about how luvsdick wants to suffocate me with it's vagina

 

[T2A`]

Facial tribadism? F**king hot.

 

[cuddles]

Heres one I dont ****ing get: Armpit ****.............. like theres enough body parts and holes you can do.......

 

[BobTheBeheader]

Facial tribadism? F**king hot.

well that's one thing, but it's the suffocation part that makes no sense to me.

 

[furby]

Scat & Piss consumption.


WTF?

 

[T2A`]

Scat & Piss consumption. WTF?

What if they spit?

 

[Jordan L]

#fragbu, where the cyber goes on

 

[Airmoran]

#fragbu, where the cyber goes on

...or when Jackal asks *every* girl on #fragbu to show her tits. I think his record so far is 0.

It only works on Bangbros, you twit. And even then it still makes no sense.

 

[Dark Pulse]

Things that don't make sense in porn? Trying to make sense of things that don't make sense in porn.

I win the thread.

 

[toniglandyl]

...or when Jackal asks *every* girl on #fragbu to show her tits. I think his record so far is 0.

It only works on Bangbros, you twit. And even then it still makes no sense.

we had some nice cleavage shot from igoy once

 

[Vers Vlees]

well that's one thing, but it's the suffocation part that makes no sense to me.

Well some people are into erotic asphyxiation to highten the sexual statisfaction. (dont ask me about it I'm not into that choking ****)
Its just like ass smacking

 

[-Jes-]

Furries.


There, I said it. The Paradox will now CONSUME us all!

MWHUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHaHaHahaHAhahahAHahaHahah...

 

[dotnetbeast]

Things that don't make sense in porn? Trying to make sense of things that don't make sense in porn.

I win the thread.

Now youre wrong.

 

[BobTheBeheader]

Well some people are into erotic asphyxiation to highten the sexual statisfaction. (dont ask me about it I'm not into that choking ****)
Its just like ass smacking

Well I don't know, I think a little *light* spanking can be awesome. Unfortunately, its usually either no spanking, or spanking to the point where the girl is nearly in tears. Which is just really ****ed up.

 

[Jordan L]

Or when a guy loads it up in the girls ass, then she holds a wine glass under her anus to push the load into the glass, thus calling it a cream pie.

 

[MonsOlympus]

Yes. Crossing swords is bad.


"Money shot" or it's not real, basically, with a little bit of degredation thrown in. Which brings me to: 20 guys jerking themselves off so they can all unload on the naked girl in the middle of the group. What's the turn-on except for the complete degredation of the girl? I don't get it.

Grab your stick!
HOLDING IT!
Heat 'em up!
SMOKIN'!
Bang 'em hard!
READY!
Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown... THROW IT!

There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
What?
Don't cross the streams.
Why?
It would be bad.
I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Total protonic reversal.
Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

He slimed me.

 

[Steyr]

Or when a guy loads it up in the girls ass, then she holds a wine glass under her anus to push the load into the glass, thus calling it a cream pie.

Sauce?