Things that make no sense in porn

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Big-Al

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"Money shot" or it's not real, basically, with a little bit of degredation thrown in. Which brings me to: 20 guys jerking themselves off so they can all unload on the naked girl in the middle of the group. What's the turn-on except for the complete degredation of the girl? I don't get it.

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Vers Vlees

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Indian Asian men or AZN like Chinese/Korean/Jap in US porn dont exist in porn movies.

In other news seeing we are talking p0rn & filthy fetishes the Dutch Parliament has been discussing a ban animal porn. It pains me to say it but the Netherlands is one of the main producers of this kind disgusting filth.(things a small country can be great in:lol: )
But then again people do really love animals over here not to mention we a political party for Animals who have 2 seats in parliament and they really loooovvee animals. I mean they proposed a ban on fish tanks so no more goldfishes for you. (they are favor of the ban tough but seriously they love animals more then people its like having PETA/ALF in congress/parliament)

btw dont these incompentent members of parliament have more important things to do then to debate about a ban on fish tanks :rolleyes: I guess they really earned that 30% salary raise.
 
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Hadmar

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In other news seeing we are talking p0rn & filthy fetishes the Dutch Parliament has been discussing a ban animal porn. It pains me to say it but the Netherlands is one of the main producers of this kind disgusting filth.
They are taking another right away from you, that's all that's gonna happen. You should be happy that it's legal and fight for your rights even if you don't make use of them. In sorta-kinda related news, there was just a ruling in Germany that the law that says incest is illegal is not against the constitution. That gets a boo. :tdown:. The fact, that the ruling basically said eugenics are in line with our constitution gets a double plus ungood boo. :mad::tdown:
 

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The problem is that technically the law says that sex between siblings is illegal. It doesn't mention offspring and the guy in the case in question got himself sterilized just because of the risks (edit: although apparently that was after they already had four kids o_O Idiots).

Paradoxically the ruling argued a lot with reproduction, though that was somewhat irrelevant here. They also said that since only intercourse is illegal, they'd have other options (like oral sex). Which is pretty silly.
 
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Hadmar

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So Germany trying to prevent flipper-babies is a bad thing?

Yes. And funny enough the sex is illegal, not making babies. You can in vitro fertilize your relatives if you want as far as I know.


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Trynant

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Does it make sense that it always starts with a girl putting a wiener in her mouth? I mean, always. Unless there's lack of men, even then, if there's a strap-on, it's always in the mouth first. WTH?
 

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I can't stand when I see the guys do signals to let the partner no its time to change positions in the scene their doing. Porn in some cases, takes a lot of acting, but sometimes it's executed bad.
 

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They are taking another right away from you, that's all that's gonna happen. You should be happy that it's legal and fight for your rights even if you don't make use of them.

I dunno man I find animal sex quite disgusting and it isnt exactly a right I want to fight for :p but on the other hand if people are in to it its their own business. The main point of the debate was of beastility should be considered animal abuse. The Left, Right and PETA like political Animal party support the ban because they find it animal abuse.
 

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Using hentai as one of those nun-loopholes and everything! :mad:

well nuns can get it in the butt so they don't get devirginised ;)

on topic : strange stuff in pr0n ? well I'll talk about strange stuff in hentai (waaay more personal experience) : girls liking getting raped. almost all hentai have it, and I always find it disturbing. it seems that every anime girl's fantasm is to get raped.
that and the fact that the girls almost always have a huge tirade (sp ? is it even in english ?) about what they feel or how deep it's going or blabla... :/ in some doujins (porn mangas) you see the girl(s) and all around it's covered with text.:(