What ppl want, want, want

[Twrecks]

I'm tired of ppl asking for my stuff. I go to the store and they want my credit card. I apply for a job and they ask for my phone number. Some cute girl asked for my email address. I buy booze they want my driver's license, and some stupid cop asked for my proof of insurance and registration!

Come on ppl, these belong to me! If you want to know/see something, don't ask "can I have your ___".

 

[Cat Fuzz]

Maybe you should just leave all that stuff at home.


Every now and then I have little sparks of genius.


You don't have to thank me.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Ramble on in some indiscernible, made-up language and act puzzled like you have no idea what they’re talking about. Maybe hand them a picture of your sidewalk as if you’re guessing that’s what they want to see. Don’t forget to use your hands a lot; like wave them around as you speak.