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These are the final five contestants on American Idiot. The show that reminds you that people like these could move into your neighborhood; if they don’t live there already.
1.) Betsy Hammerhead: Betsy’s talent is staring directly at the sun for over 3 hours.
2.) Larry Fishbone: Larry’s talent is.. well, just look at him.
3.) Chandrell Wilson. Chandrell can touch the tip of her tongue to her nose. Great feature during cold and flu season.
4.) Kelly Upchuck: Kelly can spit tobacco over 40 feet. Look out! She’s gonna blow!
5.) Zeller Touchtoe: Zeller can fool everyone on his bridge club by making them think he’s not balding. How does he do it? Misdirection. Everyone is too busy looking at the clay shoved up his nose to notice the comb-over.
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These are the final five contestants on American Idiot. The show that reminds you that people like these could move into your neighborhood; if they don’t live there already.
1.) Betsy Hammerhead: Betsy’s talent is staring directly at the sun for over 3 hours.
2.) Larry Fishbone: Larry’s talent is.. well, just look at him.
3.) Chandrell Wilson. Chandrell can touch the tip of her tongue to her nose. Great feature during cold and flu season.
4.) Kelly Upchuck: Kelly can spit tobacco over 40 feet. Look out! She’s gonna blow!
5.) Zeller Touchtoe: Zeller can fool everyone on his bridge club by making them think he’s not balding. How does he do it? Misdirection. Everyone is too busy looking at the clay shoved up his nose to notice the comb-over.
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