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Old 27th Dec 2001, 02:12 PM   #1
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Angry CHRYSt, i'm soooooo mad at you

yeah, you!! sleeping with your wife, and not me. i get so lonely

ahhhhh, how could i stay mad at you!

/me hops off the bandwagon
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Old 27th Dec 2001, 02:14 PM   #2
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Re: CHRYSt, i'm soooooo mad at you

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/me hops off the bandwagon
and onto CHRYSt's backside
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Old 27th Dec 2001, 02:15 PM   #3
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You didn't showz me no respekt, so i done left your disrespektin butt on that slipper slope yous wuz on yo. How dare you go to a mallz0r without me and talk to that bimbo at the cash register. I DEMANDZ RESPEKTZ!
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Old 27th Dec 2001, 02:17 PM   #4
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morety was in the way, so i ended up on his backside. actually, i'm kind of hovering above morety's backside. morety has the best natural defense against unwanted humping ever!!! the pressure to plug that thing through the constant stream of hot air is far beyond anything a human can physically do...
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Old 27th Dec 2001, 02:20 PM   #5
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even worse, i gave the girl behind the cash register MONEY!!!!! I AM TRYING TO BUY ANOTHER WOMANS AFFECTION!!!!!

i'm sorry i stopped getting you gifts. i am afraid that i can't keep up with your habit anymore. the amount i have to spend to keep you coming back to me after your secret flings uptown is too high. there are only so many fabragé eggs i can buy on my salary!!!!
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Old 27th Dec 2001, 04:04 PM   #6
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You guys are weird!!!

You are not respecting his woman!! Quit disrekpekting and start rekpekting! You CHRYSt should go straight home and sit till your wife gets home!
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Old 27th Dec 2001, 04:43 PM   #7
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Perhaps you could all form some kind of rear end luvin conga line. You could put Morety at the back and you'd all fly along like a really really smelly train. Put WAnk's wife on the front and you'll be rezpekting her too.
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Old 27th Dec 2001, 05:22 PM   #8
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if you're a female then you can sleep with me.
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Old 27th Dec 2001, 05:28 PM   #9
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if you're a female then you can sleep with me.
What is this? Sex discrimination!!! now pull down them pants and get ready for some man-love
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Old 27th Dec 2001, 05:44 PM   #10
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You guys are weird!!!

You are not respecting his woman!! Quit disrekpekting and start rekpekting! You CHRYSt should go straight home and sit till your wife gets home!
Gunner, buying a girl a $20,000 ring doesnt mean you respect them
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Old 27th Dec 2001, 05:55 PM   #11
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What is this? Sex discrimination!!! now pull down them pants and get ready for some man-love

YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!!

You need to be taught a lesson *Tips Porn_Star off his wheelchair and kicks him a few times, then props him up and starts spanking his stumps*
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Old 27th Dec 2001, 05:58 PM   #12
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What is this? Sex discrimination!!! now pull down them pants and get ready for some man-love
get off me disabled little man
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Old 27th Dec 2001, 06:26 PM   #13
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get off me disabled little man

Well i usually hook up the wheelchair on some elastic ropes and hump0r him whilst he's suspended in the air His cute lil arms waving about as he screams for me to let him free, all for nothing He's a good hump
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Old 27th Dec 2001, 08:54 PM   #14
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THAT'S IT! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO RESPECT ME! GO TO OUR CHAT CHANNEL AND WAIT FOR ME THERE, AND NO TALKING TO EACH OTHER!
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Old 28th Dec 2001, 01:12 AM   #15
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REPECKED for the men working in da chain gang.

/me who is 'holding up the rear' of the formation lets one rip, scrunching everyone up closer together, and it looks like a bigass accordian!
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Old 28th Dec 2001, 01:51 AM   #16
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Morety takes another game, set and match in a thread again!


/me still not understand why I'm reading this kind of threads. I always feel sick afterwards. Must be some longing for the darrrrk side...
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Old 28th Dec 2001, 05:53 AM   #17
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Wank's da master in starting topics like this.
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Old 28th Dec 2001, 06:00 AM   #18
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i think WAnk and CHRYSt oughta get married
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Old 28th Dec 2001, 06:03 AM   #19
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Horrible feeling

They maybe already are married!?
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Old 28th Dec 2001, 06:13 AM   #20
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He can't be.... he still longs for me!!!!!! Or so he says!
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