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Old 13th Dec 2001, 07:55 AM   #1
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Is your son a hacker ?

Gawd, how pathetic can you be :

http://home.dal.net/shrub/Adequacy_o...r%20Hacker.htm

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6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.
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Old 13th Dec 2001, 07:57 AM   #2
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Nevermind, Desperado already posted it...
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Old 13th Dec 2001, 08:17 AM   #3
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OMG that has to be a joke right?

I started to roll on the floor when the guy decided that AOL is good, that and that "scripting with pearl" is a bad book!

It has to be a joke, I mean who would believe that Linux Torvaldos is a soviet!? Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?
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8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.
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Old 13th Dec 2001, 08:21 AM   #4
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Sarcastic

posted on the INF fourms too.

DAMN you late
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Old 13th Dec 2001, 08:38 AM   #5
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Actually I posted this article a week or so ago, and after a chat in #beyondunreal with SimplyCosmic and some others where the obvious was pointed out that it was indeed a joke, and also that most ppl had seen it before, I deleted the thread.

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Old 13th Dec 2001, 09:03 AM   #6
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Aye,

I thought it was funny, but it was posted already
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Old 13th Dec 2001, 09:27 AM   #7
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That's cool, stuff happens. It is funny.
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