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Old 9th Dec 2001, 11:32 AM   #1
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Talking 'Twas the night before.......

'Twas the night before the fragfest,and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,not even your mouse.
The cobwebs were hung from the archways with care
In hopes that in #NC3 everyone would be there.

You went to sleep dreaming all snug in your bed,
While visons of sniper bullets going through someones head.
and the HD on standby, and you in your cap,
Had just settled down after a good midnight snack.

When up from the z-axis, arose such a clatter,
You jumped from your camping spot to see whats was the matter.
Off with your rifle you flew in a flash,
to where you knew the flak cannon was stashed.

The bio rifle on the breast of the floor you know,
gave the lustre of death with a bright green glow.
When, what to your anticipating eyes should appear,
but an {NC} player, and you knew that meant phear.

With a big 'ol shock combo, so instant and quick,
You knew in a moment that you start to feel sick.
More rapid than a mini gun, closer he came,
he taunted, and shouted, and called you by name.

Now dash, now jump, now strafe, and fire!
On ledges! On stairways! On elevators that take you higher!
To the top of the map! to the top of the wall!
Flack cannon! Rocket launcher! Die, Die, Die all!

As dry humor before the time the gibs where to fly,
You meet with a Shock whore, up from the sky.
So up from the rafters, where the sheild belt you knew,
You wished you had the redeemer, but it was too late for you.

By, Jon"DigitalW"Norton
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Old 9th Dec 2001, 11:40 AM   #2
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That`s increadable!!!


Now....I`m the {NC}guy who meant Ph34r right!!!
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Old 9th Dec 2001, 11:57 AM   #3
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kool............ i once wrote a piece in jr high called deck the halls(with gasoline)..............
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Old 9th Dec 2001, 12:18 PM   #4
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Old 9th Dec 2001, 01:25 PM   #5
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Old 9th Dec 2001, 02:29 PM   #6
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kool............ i once wrote a piece in jr high called deck the halls(with gasoline)..............



uh.....I hate to tell you this.....but I`m alot older then you and I was singing that song in grade school!!


Deck that halls with Gasoline.......
fa la la la la la la la la
Light a match and watch it gleem!!
Fa la la la la la la la la
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Old 9th Dec 2001, 02:41 PM   #7
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A got this on a Christmas card a few years ago.


'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even a mouse

'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
And tore him apart
Ate his mousy intestines
And chewed up his heart

Kitty thought he heard sleighbells
Which made him take pause
He stopped daintily licking
The blood from his claws

"Must be Santa" thought kitty
(That quite clever cat)
'Cuz nobody else climbs down
The chimney like that

Indeed it was ol' Santa
So jolly and fat
With a load of presents
And all for the cat!

"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
Kitty thought with a pur
Then he coughed up a hairball
And shed some more fur
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Old 9th Dec 2001, 04:14 PM   #8
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Season's here
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Here's your ****ing christmas card
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Old 9th Dec 2001, 09:29 PM   #9
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BUMP!!!
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Old 9th Dec 2001, 09:37 PM   #10
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70 veiws and 10 replies???????
Whats up with that????
Afraid to post people, or what??
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Old 9th Dec 2001, 10:20 PM   #11
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that was the best piece of literature i've ever read
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Old 10th Dec 2001, 12:09 AM   #12
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i phear no {NC}
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Old 10th Dec 2001, 01:43 AM   #13
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uh.....I hate to tell you this.....but I`m alot older then you and I was singing that song in grade school!!


Deck that halls with Gasoline.......
fa la la la la la la la la
Light a match and watch it gleem!!
Fa la la la la la la la la
uh.......really? damn that sux
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Old 10th Dec 2001, 07:58 AM   #14
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good work DW...

you have a bit to much time on your hands.. :P
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Old 10th Dec 2001, 12:14 PM   #15
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Funny stuff. Too bad even Bob Rivers won't publish my "Enter Stantaman" song based on Metallica's "Enter Sandman."
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Old 14th Dec 2001, 08:23 PM   #16
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BAH HUMBUG!!!!!............
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Old 3rd Dec 2003, 08:49 PM   #17
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Old Thread ReHashed for the Holiday's.

Merry X-mas..
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Old 3rd Dec 2003, 09:23 PM   #18
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Talk about weird, I was thinking about writing my own version of Twas the Night Before Christmas for some inside joke at work.
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<AMmayhem> howdy all
* Rukee waves
<AMmayhem> that had better been all 5 fingers...
<Rukee> oh-you thought I was waving my hand, okay.
<AMmayhem> well, someone your age, all the wrinkles blend together, making it hard to decipher what part of the body is being waved.....
<AMmayhem> o_O
<MassChAoS> ouch
<Rukee> owned :P
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Old 3rd Dec 2003, 11:31 PM   #19
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call me a *****, but that isnt the most endearing sig ever, DW...and i dont mean the quote...
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Old 6th Dec 2003, 10:06 AM   #20
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Mike started a thread about a head explosion scene, so I put one in my sig for a while...
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