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Old 4th Dec 2001, 03:01 PM   #1
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Talking New human virus

It's called the crowd mentality. Very nasty, incurable virus that really annoys those of us who don't have it. No cure, no method of prevention, and scientists are baffled as to how people acquire it in the first place. Some intelligent people have speculated, but they invariably become infected as well.

If you have this virus, please stay away from other people. Preferably in a small, locked room. Strapped to a bed. The rest of humanity thanks you.
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Old 4th Dec 2001, 03:07 PM   #2
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Bah, it's still less damaging or common than the Gullibility Virus.
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Old 4th Dec 2001, 03:14 PM   #3
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Bah, it's still less damaging or common than the Gullibility Virus.
What's that virus do, it sounds bad!?
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Old 4th Dec 2001, 03:17 PM   #4
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MTV is the worse human viruse there is... Just think how better the world would be without it... just think... No Fred Durst... No Britney Spears... No Backside Boys... *sighs*
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Old 4th Dec 2001, 03:19 PM   #5
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Details on the horrible gullibility virus. I can't imagine catching this one. I can't seem to figure it out -- is there a vaccine/cure/etc. for it, or not?




(Goes to show that you can find anything on google )
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Old 4th Dec 2001, 03:22 PM   #6
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Well, you know, sometimes one of your friends sends you an email containing the Gullibility virus, generally the subject is "FW: NEW VIRUS ALERT".

DO NOT READ THE MESSAGE ! DELETE THE MAIL AND THIS PERSON'S ADRESS FROM YOUR COMPUTER !

If you do read it, it might take over your brain and make you forward the virus to all the email adresses you know ! This is how the virus spreads. In some cases it can drive people to propagate the virus on bulletin boards or via other media ! This virus is wasting terabytes worth of bandwidth and hard drive space !

You can easily filter out this virus, as it ALWAYS contain the following code:
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Forward this mail to
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