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Old 28th Nov 2001, 08:55 PM   #1
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Are you this much of a Luser?

At least I can say that I'm not this much of a luser. (Shuddup Pete!!!)

Home Depot Diary . A diary of a guy's 16 hours spent in a Home Depot store. Enjoy his descent into madness
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Old 28th Nov 2001, 09:12 PM   #2
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Just went to the bathroom and pissed all over my own legs.
LOL! He's an honest man.
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Old 28th Nov 2001, 09:23 PM   #3
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That's halarious. I'll finish reading it later
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Old 28th Nov 2001, 09:27 PM   #4
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oh

my

god

he actually did it.

He did say it was the largest store, and it had 91 fire exits along one wall.

(In British Licenceing you need a maximum of 30ft between fire exits.)

no wonder it took him 24 mins to walk up and down every aisle!!!!!!





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Old 28th Nov 2001, 09:34 PM   #5
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LMAO
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Old 28th Nov 2001, 09:34 PM   #6
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O................................................................................................... .........k. That is the most disturbing thing I have ever read. What a waste of 20 minutes.
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Old 28th Nov 2001, 09:37 PM   #7
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/me hums the tune to Static-X - I'm With Stupid.. and sings "he's a loser.. he's a los-er, she said!"

That guy is crazy.
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Old 28th Nov 2001, 09:46 PM   #8
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Just finished it, I thought it was pretty funny.
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Old 28th Nov 2001, 09:56 PM   #9
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Ok, I take back what I said. That guy was friggin hilarious!
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Old 28th Nov 2001, 10:53 PM   #10
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well I can think of better things to do for 16 hours, like I used to go to the airport and ride the tram all day making comments about peoples clothes and their destinations
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Old 28th Nov 2001, 10:57 PM   #11
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that was God-damn hilarious
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Old 29th Nov 2001, 12:10 AM   #12
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loved every minute of it! I'm thinking of breaking the record...
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Old 29th Nov 2001, 07:42 PM   #13
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...I'm thinking of breaking the record...
Stay where you are. The men in white coats with the Xtra long sleeve jackets are coming to help you
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Old 29th Nov 2001, 07:48 PM   #14
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i feel explosive laughter coming on
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Old 29th Nov 2001, 07:55 PM   #15
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find a store thats open 24 hours a day, have some fun Hal

[edit] BTW, go to 7-11 for 16 hours walking around in a tiny store, i just started laughing at the though [/edit]
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Old 29th Nov 2001, 09:18 PM   #16
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as luserish as that was it kinda sounded like fun.....Maybe I should do it the only problem is none of my friends would give me anything for it


So what are you guys offering?
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Old 29th Nov 2001, 11:02 PM   #17
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that article was awesome!! He has a whole page devoted to Home Depot, too.....
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Old 30th Nov 2001, 03:52 AM   #18
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well I can think of better things to do for 16 hours, like I used to go to the airport and ride the tram all day making comments about peoples clothes and their destinations
I dont mean to be nasty, but along the same lines.

BuF formally bets your to one bowl of pristene truffles if you complete the following task.

1a. Other than normal reasons (e.g. getting a flight / flight delayed) To stay for inside an airport (terminal area only) for a duration of 16 hrs.

1b. to give a written account of what you did every half an hour.

1c. To post it here.

1d. to review sanity levels at a beginning, quartley, half, three quartely and final stages.


DO U ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE???
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Old 30th Nov 2001, 07:51 AM   #19
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I wish websites thought a little more about how the net is global... what IS Home Depot? Sounds like a DIY store, but it would be nice to have that explained somewhere.
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Old 30th Nov 2001, 07:57 AM   #20
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I wish websites thought a little more about how the net is global...
Over a billion sites
Over a million users at any one time

No one can think globally with that kind of chaos... best just to target what your targetting and hope the rest have enough iq to work it out..
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