The Marine Infantryman

UDTSNAKE · 21st Nov 2001, 09:06 PM

"The Marine Infantryman"

As Seen By Himself:
A Stout, Handsome, Highly-Trained Professional Killer and Female Idol, who wears a star sapphire ring, carries a finely honed K-Bar, is covered with a crisp cammie cover and is always on time due to the reliability of his Seiko Diver's Watch.

As Seen By His Wife:
A stinking, gross, foul mouthed bum, who arrives home every 6 months or so with a seabag full of filthy utilities, a huge ugly watch, an oversized knife, a filthy hat, and a hard-on.

As Seen By Headquarters:
A drunken Brawling, HMMWV stealing, women corrupting liar, with a star sapphire ring, Seiko watch, unauthorized K-Bar, and a ****ed up cover.

As Seen By His Commanding Officer:
A fine specemin of a drunken Brawling, HMMWV stealing, women corrupting bull****ter, with a star sapphire ring, fantastically accurate Seiko watch, finely honed razor sharp K-Bar, and a salty cammie cover.

As Seen By Headquarters Marine Corps:
An over paid, over-rated, tax burden, who is however, indespensible since he will volunteer to go anywhere, at any time, and kill whoever he is told to, as long as he can, drink, brawl, steal HMMWV's, corrupt women, kick cats, lie, sing dirty songs, wear filthy cammies, big Sapphire rings, over-sized knives, Seiko watches and really ****ed up covers.

FiringAimlessly · 21st Nov 2001, 10:56 PM

Where's Vrrc when you need him!?

DarkBls · 22nd Nov 2001, 12:21 AM

Agagag

Gholam · 22nd Nov 2001, 01:19 AM

LOL, that's a good one

Mad_Dog · 22nd Nov 2001, 01:20 AM

Ag?

what means this, mr bls?

FiringAimlessly · 22nd Nov 2001, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mad_Dog
Ag? what means this, mr bls?

- reminds me of the onomatopoeia in Jerkcity...

ElectricSheep · 22nd Nov 2001, 11:04 AM

Either that or its the sound that Popeye makes when he laughs....::shudder::

G-Fresh · 22nd Nov 2001, 11:59 AM

Al saves yaz Olive

very funny btw

BlAcK_PlAgUe22 · 22nd Nov 2001, 01:54 PM

I think he was laughing but hit G instead of H

DarkBls · 22nd Nov 2001, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlAcK_PlAgUe22
I think he was laughing but hit G instead of H

Right. But 4 posts just on this topic ? You surprised me all the times guys !

St0rmcaller · 22nd Nov 2001, 03:31 PM

I don't stink! Honest! I smell purty!

WTF is up with the sapphire ring?

UDTSNAKE · 22nd Nov 2001, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by St0rmcaller
I don't stink! Honest! I smell purty!

WTF is up with the sapphire ring?

You know that huge ring that some lifers wear.

Kibbles-N-Bits · 23rd Nov 2001, 12:05 AM

And it has to be a real star-sapphire. My dad had one, really nice square cut. Pretty rare too. Had it in an empty altoids case on his truck's dash... while on a jobsite down in Boston, MA, some ******* kid stole the case thinking he was just taking some candy. Rings gone and that damn kid prolly thinks it was trash and tossed it.

Keganator · 23rd Nov 2001, 12:28 AM

f*ck, that sucks.

That stuff is pretty funny, tho.

ice_viking · 23rd Nov 2001, 05:55 PM

Very good UDTSNAKE ... I'm still laughting. Good description of the MARINE GRUNT

21st Nov 2001, 09:06 PM	#1
UDTSNAKE heart breaker and life taker Join Date: Nov. 16th, 2001 Location: Good Old USA Posts: 475	The Marine Infantryman "The Marine Infantryman" As Seen By Himself: A Stout, Handsome, Highly-Trained Professional Killer and Female Idol, who wears a star sapphire ring, carries a finely honed K-Bar, is covered with a crisp cammie cover and is always on time due to the reliability of his Seiko Diver's Watch. As Seen By His Wife: A stinking, gross, foul mouthed bum, who arrives home every 6 months or so with a seabag full of filthy utilities, a huge ugly watch, an oversized knife, a filthy hat, and a hard-on. As Seen By Headquarters: A drunken Brawling, HMMWV stealing, women corrupting liar, with a star sapphire ring, Seiko watch, unauthorized K-Bar, and a **ed up cover. As Seen By His Commanding Officer: A fine specemin of a drunken Brawling, HMMWV stealing, women corrupting bullter, with a star sapphire ring, fantastically accurate Seiko watch, finely honed razor sharp K-Bar, and a salty cammie cover. As Seen By Headquarters Marine Corps: An over paid, over-rated, tax burden, who is however, indespensible since he will volunteer to go anywhere, at any time, and kill whoever he is told to, as long as he can, drink, brawl, steal HMMWV's, corrupt women, kick cats, lie, sing dirty songs, wear filthy cammies, big Sapphire rings, over-sized knives, Seiko watches and really **ed up covers.

22nd Nov 2001, 12:21 AM	#3
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22nd Nov 2001, 01:20 AM	#5
Mad_Dog Voice Of Reason Join Date: Mar. 27th, 2001 Location: Soviet Canuckistan Posts: 2,216	Ag? what means this, mr bls? __________________ Aldous Huxley said that an intellectual was a person who had discovered something more interesting than sex. A civilized man, it might be said, is someone who has discovered something more satisfying than combat. -John Keegan, A History of Warfare

22nd Nov 2001, 01:54 PM	#9
BlAcK_PlAgUe22 I ooze. Join Date: Jul. 30th, 2001 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 3,423	I think he was laughing but hit G instead of H __________________ *[SDS] BlAcK_PlAgUe22*

22nd Nov 2001, 03:31 PM	#11
St0rmcaller [AFA]'s unoffical godfather Join Date: Apr. 4th, 2001 Location: United States of America Posts: 1,690	I don't stink! Honest! I smell purty! WTF is up with the sapphire ring? __________________ AFA Message Board "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."-Ben Franklin -To believe in the life of Love, to walk in the way of Honor, and to serve in the light of Truth... -When the soldier gets to Heaven, to St. Peter he will tell, "One more soldier reporting, sir. I've served my time in Hell."

21st Nov 2001, 10:56 PM	#2
FiringAimlessly NOT going to waste another minute on CS! Join Date: Sep. 18th, 2001 Posts: 2,692	Where's Vrrc when you need him!?

22nd Nov 2001, 01:19 AM	#4
Gholam Sergeant (Reserve), IDF Join Date: Jun. 19th, 2001 Location: Rehovot, Israel Posts: 862	LOL, that's a good one

22nd Nov 2001, 11:04 AM	#7
ElectricSheep Tommy Vegas Join Date: May. 11th, 2000 Location: Newark, DE Posts: 1,207	Either that or its the sound that Popeye makes when he laughs....::shudder::

22nd Nov 2001, 11:59 AM	#8
G-Fresh Red Join Date: Aug. 6th, 2001 Location: Western Mancunia Posts: 1,063	Al saves yaz Olive very funny btw

23rd Nov 2001, 12:05 AM	#13
Kibbles-N-Bits Registered User Join Date: Dec. 7th, 1999 Posts: 3,403	And it has to be a real star-sapphire. My dad had one, really nice square cut. Pretty rare too. Had it in an empty altoids case on his truck's dash... while on a jobsite down in Boston, MA, some ******* kid stole the case thinking he was just taking some candy. Rings gone and that damn kid prolly thinks it was trash and tossed it.

23rd Nov 2001, 12:28 AM	#14
Keganator White as Snow Moderator Join Date: Jun. 19th, 2001 Location: PR's Barracks Posts: 5,261	f*ck, that sucks. That stuff is pretty funny, tho. __________________ --\|\| Sluggy Freelance \|\| The Infiltration Forum Guidelines \|\| Kegnet \|\| Clan Phoenix Rising \|\|-- PsychoMoogieBagpuss: "...we are implementing an updated [forum] policy." ZenPirate: "I suggested that we not only ban [offenders], but also ban the forumer next to them." Arethusa: "So you're (at least largely) a diest?" NTKB: "No im a logical thinking christian"

23rd Nov 2001, 05:55 PM	#15
ice_viking THE OLD CORPS Join Date: Nov. 23rd, 2001 Location: US OF A Posts: 31	MARINE GRUNT Very good UDTSNAKE ... I'm still laughting. Good description of the MARINE GRUNT __________________ But we ... shall be remembered: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition. Henry V, Act IV, Scene iii

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