What do you want from the New U

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With the New U, I want:

  • the ability to flip others off

    Votes: 1 4.8%
  • scratch and sniff options

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • all fighting abolished and replaced by meditation sessions

    Votes: 3 14.3%
  • nothing but sniper rifles and nukes

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • to ride around on donkeys

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • to be paid for playing the game

    Votes: 4 19.0%
  • self-reinforcing feedback: “oh, you’re special”

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • cheat options ‘cause I suck ass

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • big-breasted women around every turn

    Votes: 6 28.6%
  • it to be released before I die

    Votes: 3 14.3%

  • Total voters
    21

AMmayhem

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Nov 3, 2001
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I would've voted for big breasted women, but they'd only be computerized and I'd have no chance with them. :(

Getting paid to play is the only way to go.
 

Rabid Wolf

Piano Man Ghost
Oct 26, 2001
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howabout some company does some über-1337 game and give it away for free, where if you get fragged instead of getting to see the standings you have to look at some add for 5 seconds.
 

AMmayhem

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Originally posted by Rabid Wolf
howabout some company does some über-1337 game and give it away for free, where if you get fragged instead of getting to see the standings you have to look at some add for 5 seconds.


That would be torture! :stick:
 

Deathwing

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Mar 15, 2000
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Originally posted by Rabid Wolf
howabout some company does some über-1337 game and give it away for free, where if you get fragged instead of getting to see the standings you have to look at some add for 5 seconds.

um, how about NOT.
 

[DecoY]

Phat out of hell
Nov 6, 2001
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I was about to say big breasted women, but then I thought of something.
1. I get paid, all my financial problems disappear...
2. I will still have some money left, so I would get big breasted women around every turn anyway...
3. the chances off dying at the age of 18 with today's technology is very, VERY small. (then agian, it's very, VERY big...)