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30th Oct 2001, 02:29 AM
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Reason & Logic > Religion
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Location: New South Wales, Sydney Australia
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Stop Continental Drift!
http://users.iafrica.com/d/da/david1/stop_cd.htm
Ok, now either the creator of this page is on pot, or this is a really sad joke by him.
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30th Oct 2001, 02:32 AM
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30th Oct 2001, 02:44 AM
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NOT going to waste another minute on CS!
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 Kinda reminds me of that Onion article where religious fundies got the second law of thermodynamics repealed... |
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30th Oct 2001, 03:26 AM
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Back in black
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it's made with frontpage... the writer might just be stupid enough to be serious.
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30th Oct 2001, 04:09 AM
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Peon
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jeezus, what a nutjob... 
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30th Oct 2001, 06:39 AM
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Tama-chan says, "aurf aurf aurf!"
Join Date: Oct. 19th, 2000
Location: Indiana. Kill me please.
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Pot doesn't do this to a man; I think his brain was knocked out of his head, run over by a car, and put back in.
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30th Oct 2001, 08:26 AM
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Tommy Vegas
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I say we put our efforts into controlling rampant use of dihydrogen monoxide (also called hydroxyllic acid). This common industrial byproduct is dumped freely into our atmosphere and oceans. It is a lethal inhalent, a potent solvent, and can cause severe and lethal contact burns when encountered in its more energetic vaporous form.
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30th Oct 2001, 12:36 PM
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Absens haeres non erit (Soccerdad)
Join Date: Sep. 19th, 1999
Location: Sweden
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If that were all...
If we only had to worry about water as an industial byproduct, life would be so much easier to live don't you think?
DiHydrogen Monoxide my butt.  The WaterGuy C.
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30th Oct 2001, 01:11 PM
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White as Snow Moderator
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Down with DiHydrogen Monoxide!
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30th Oct 2001, 01:40 PM
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30th Oct 2001, 04:16 PM
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30th Oct 2001, 04:54 PM
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Yes! I say we stop the convection cells under earth's crust, thereby stopping contiental movement! We must all throw our icecubes into holes, that way the magma will freeze.
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