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Old 30th Oct 2001, 02:29 AM   #1
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Sarcastic Stop Continental Drift!

http://users.iafrica.com/d/da/david1/stop_cd.htm

Ok, now either the creator of this page is on pot, or this is a really sad joke by him.
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Old 30th Oct 2001, 02:32 AM   #2
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"In earlier days man thrived happily as part of what was then known as Pangea."
Too bad Pangea drifted apart long before man ever came into existence...

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Old 30th Oct 2001, 02:44 AM   #3
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Kinda reminds me of that Onion article where religious fundies got the second law of thermodynamics repealed...
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Old 30th Oct 2001, 03:26 AM   #4
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it's made with frontpage... the writer might just be stupid enough to be serious.
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Old 30th Oct 2001, 04:09 AM   #5
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meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 3.0"
dear god, you're right...
jeezus, what a nutjob...
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Old 30th Oct 2001, 06:39 AM   #6
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Pot doesn't do this to a man; I think his brain was knocked out of his head, run over by a car, and put back in.
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Old 30th Oct 2001, 08:26 AM   #7
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I say we put our efforts into controlling rampant use of dihydrogen monoxide (also called hydroxyllic acid). This common industrial byproduct is dumped freely into our atmosphere and oceans. It is a lethal inhalent, a potent solvent, and can cause severe and lethal contact burns when encountered in its more energetic vaporous form.
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Old 30th Oct 2001, 12:36 PM   #8
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If that were all...

If we only had to worry about water as an industial byproduct, life would be so much easier to live don't you think?

DiHydrogen Monoxide my butt.

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Old 30th Oct 2001, 01:11 PM   #9
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Down with DiHydrogen Monoxide!
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Old 30th Oct 2001, 01:40 PM   #10
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it's made with frontpage... the writer might just be stupid enough to be serious.
Uh, I do about half of my HTML work with FP2k... and I make about $25 an hour. The rest is in flash (dreamweaver). FP is easy to use and I have not had a problem with it yet
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Old 30th Oct 2001, 04:16 PM   #11
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Pot doesn't do this to a man; I think his brain was knocked out of his head, run over by a car, and put back in.
...in short, he works for the U.N.
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Old 30th Oct 2001, 04:54 PM   #12
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Yes! I say we stop the convection cells under earth's crust, thereby stopping contiental movement! We must all throw our icecubes into holes, that way the magma will freeze.
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