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Old 25th Oct 2001, 07:23 PM   #1
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LOL! You got to check this out!

Go to this site ---> http://www.thereverend.com/brick_testament/

It's Bible stories told with lego pieces. This is one of the funniest things I've seen. Here's an example:

"God saw that the earth was corrupt and full of lawlessness. God looked at the earth: it was corrupt, for corrupt were the ways of all living things on earth."


LOL! If you look in the background, there is a guy ****ing a sheep.
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Old 25th Oct 2001, 07:26 PM   #2
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Yeah, hilarious.

Makes me glad that god doesn't exist.
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Old 25th Oct 2001, 07:34 PM   #3
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Great followup to the lego pr0n...
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Old 25th Oct 2001, 08:10 PM   #4
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Heh, makes me glad that God exists.
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Old 25th Oct 2001, 08:14 PM   #5
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God is Dead.
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Nietzsche is Dead.
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Old 25th Oct 2001, 08:19 PM   #6
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ROFL Good one TC!!
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Old 25th Oct 2001, 08:20 PM   #7
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I've heard that so many times.
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Old 25th Oct 2001, 08:25 PM   #8
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Old 25th Oct 2001, 08:30 PM   #9
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MM: Funny, I can say the same about what you said. Oh well.
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Old 25th Oct 2001, 08:42 PM   #10
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Oh god please dont start on the religeon thing... The only answer will come sooner or later when:
A>Mankind blows themselves to smithereans in a nuclear disaster or otherwise proving God doesnt exist or God can give a damn if mankind blows themsleves to smithereans.
B>God decides hes had enough of this crap and makes a major change to the earth (read: Armaggeddon).
C>The Earth keeps spinning for a long time and everyone holds there breath and no one can still answer this.

Anyway my personal opinion is its going to end sooner than later but im leaning more on the God side since I cannot imagine how such a complex and wonderfully organized yet somewhat chaotic universe can exist without some massive devine intervention. Just my opinion.
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Old 25th Oct 2001, 08:44 PM   #11
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since I cannot imagine how such a complex and wonderfully organized yet somewhat chaotic universe can exist without some massive devine intervention.
My reason for believing as well
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Old 25th Oct 2001, 09:45 PM   #12
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Anyway my personal opinion is its going to end sooner than later but im leaning more on the God side since I cannot imagine how such a complex and wonderfully organized yet somewhat chaotic universe can exist without some massive devine intervention. Just my opinion.
same here... call me weak, simple minded whatever. i like having something up there, whether it's true or not.

EDIT: back on topic... that pic is hilarious!
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Old 25th Oct 2001, 09:54 PM   #13
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Sorry, I see nothing that needs divine intervention to explain it. Just because current science can't explain it doesn't make it mean theology is the only way to turn.

Call me in the Atheist camp.

BTW, glad this thread got really perverted. It's been a long time since we had a religion thread.
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Old 25th Oct 2001, 09:59 PM   #14
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LOL! This pic is from "The Flood".

Pure genious.
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Old 25th Oct 2001, 10:00 PM   #15
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Did people honestly turn down girls to **** sheep back in Biblical times? ****, even for those of us that don't believe in God, we must admit there is some basically wrong with that...

Hell, if I was God and I saw my little people running around plugging sheep instead of girls (that I provided, free of charge) I would say "**** this bull****." and wipe those Sebu-wannabes off the planet.

Still that pic makes me want to cry it's so funny.
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Old 25th Oct 2001, 10:02 PM   #16
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When I'm god everyone dies.

Ha! Legos = teh win!
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Old 26th Oct 2001, 09:15 AM   #17
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Can yous all say;
Blasphemy??
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Old 26th Oct 2001, 10:50 AM   #18
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OMG!!!

Lego pr0n, then Lego Bible. What's next, the Lego Islam, to explain our cultural differences?

As for the god thing, isn't existance enough? If we're here, alive and thinking now, doesn't that justify that things worked out for the universe?

My only problem with religion is that there's too many of them, each claiming that they're right. When there's more than one view of something that they can't explicitly prove, it's called an OPINION.
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