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Old 29th Sep 2001, 10:53 AM   #1
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Here's an example of a moron for you...

Chat from a screenie in a CS game (consol down):

dem_bonez: calber is usa inches
UNsuckS: no its not
Kibbles4C: calibre isnt ONE thing
UNsuckS: caliber is the lenth of the bulett
dem_bonez: no its the wieght adn the lentgh
Kibbles4C: guys... calibre is the diameter of the shell in mm or 100th (or 1000th) inches depending what country
UNsuckS: **** you kibbels ui am in the amry
Kibbles4C: Right.
dem_bonez: so am i
dem_bonez: so **** off retard!!1
Kibbles4C: youre morons. Ok, what weapon are you mose familiar with
dem_bonez: i use a m16 all the time
UNsuckS: kibbles you are stupid.
Kibbles4C: M16? A1 or A2?
dem_bonez: a1 ****tard its much beter then teh A2
Kibbles4C: really? What type of ruond does it fire
Kibbles4C: *round?
UNsuckS: ha kibbles doenst know ****
dem_bonez: 357 magnem rounds stupid
UNsuckS: no it doesnt
dem_bonez: yes it dose

I rest my case. CS kills braincells. There was much more to this, but the screenie I got only caught the end of it. I spent a good 30 mins just standing there listening to these two. Bonez is the server admin BTW... He stated earlier that he practiced at the firing range with an M102. BS
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Old 29th Sep 2001, 11:04 AM   #2
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that's funny as hell... i knew enough to figure out calibre was (at it's most basic) the width of the bullet when i was five. people are definitely getting stupider... too many of them are almost illiterate. (i was at a residence party last night and met many new, stupid frosh.)
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Old 29th Sep 2001, 11:18 AM   #3
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dem_bonez brother plays INF at college... his nick in-game is (PLB)Bartender

He told me that bonez is 14 years old. Rofl. Bartender is a pretty cool guy... bonez is a fricken moron.
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Old 29th Sep 2001, 11:59 AM   #4
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Old 29th Sep 2001, 12:27 PM   #5
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w00t!
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Old 29th Sep 2001, 02:02 PM   #6
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It deserves it Vrrc! Funny sh<b></b>it man!
Aint some peoples fu<b></b>ckin pig headed!?
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Old 29th Sep 2001, 02:07 PM   #7
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Pig headed?
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Old 29th Sep 2001, 02:10 PM   #8
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Man I love thoses piccys!
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Old 29th Sep 2001, 02:12 PM   #9
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I was just in another CS game... and guess who was there? Our friend, UNsuckS. He got in yet another argument, in which he was almost POSITIVE the M40A1 uses .50bmg rounds...

(me) (UNsuckS)

Edit: It was Bonez' server.. he just changed the name of it. I am glad he wasn't playing
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Old 29th Sep 2001, 02:15 PM   #10
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ROFL I just realized where you got the 'Four feet good, 2 feet better...' slogan from! Good book, eh?
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Old 29th Sep 2001, 02:17 PM   #11
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Yes, it was.

An m4 uses .50 bmg rounds? SW33T! Where can I get one!

I do not really beleive this. /\
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Old 29th Sep 2001, 02:19 PM   #12
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The M40A1 uses 7.62 NATO rounds
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Old 29th Sep 2001, 02:22 PM   #13
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Nahhh Kibbles it uses .50BMG im sure...
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Old 29th Sep 2001, 02:22 PM   #14
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in which he was almost POSITIVE the M40A1 uses .50bmg rounds...
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An m4 uses .50 bmg rounds? SW33T! Where can I get one!
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The M40A1 uses 7.62 NATO rounds
I know. As you can see above, he states that the M40A1 uses .50bmg, then I go, really, where can I get one (insert smiley to make it a joke, haha).
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Old 29th Sep 2001, 03:58 PM   #15
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Oh... my BBS skillz are slippin'
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Old 29th Sep 2001, 04:17 PM   #16
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Old 29th Sep 2001, 04:46 PM   #17
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Re: Here's an example of a moron for you...

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dem_bonez: 357 magnem rounds stupid
Holy crap, its Captain Numbnuts. Theres nothing I hate more than someone who tries to make it look like they know what they are talking about.
They should have to pass some test before being allowed to register online.
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Old 29th Sep 2001, 04:48 PM   #18
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God I know! He was the king of morons.
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Old 29th Sep 2001, 04:57 PM   #19
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I'd like to see this guy fire an M4 chambered in .50 BMG...
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Old 29th Sep 2001, 05:19 PM   #20
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You wouldn't be able to fire full-auto if it were possible to modify the M4 to do that
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