New Cottonelle with Thicker Ripples!!!!

Boom · 30th Jun 2000, 02:48 AM

OMG, this stuff is soooo soft and wonderful.

Its like having angels lick your butt clean.

I wish I had to poop more.

I'm going to Taco Bell right now!!

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"Life could be a dream, if I could take you up to paradise up above... and you could tell me, I'm the only one that you love. Live could be a dream sweetheart. Hello, hello again...." - The Billy Williams Quartet.

SU3000 · 30th Jun 2000, 02:51 AM

nice 1111st post.

I am confused though...

-+- I am the SlachterUnit3000 -+-

el Gato · 30th Jun 2000, 03:07 PM

Holy $hit, Boom, you crack me up!

!

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*Morety* · 30th Jun 2000, 11:25 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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KU · 1st Jul 2000, 02:11 AM

?

Mind Maps/Mnemonics Matter!

Boom · 1st Jul 2000, 12:43 PM

I should work in advertising.

"Imagine angels gently licking your butt clean. That's the feeling of New Cottonelle with thicker ripples!"

I love this stuff. No more showers for me, I'm just wiping down my entire body every day with New Cottonelle.

"Life could be a dream, if I could take you up to paradise up above... and you could tell me, I'm the only one that you love. Live could be a dream sweetheart. Hello, hello again...." - The Billy Williams Quartet.

Matrix? · 1st Jul 2000, 04:55 PM

What the chuff are you on about???

/me is very confused

I'm on Fire!!! - No really, I'm on Fire - HEEEELLLLPPP!!!!

The Dopefish · 1st Jul 2000, 04:59 PM

Boom, you are a crazy m0f0.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Ahhhh! Natural light! Get it off me! GET IT OFF ME! - Barney Gumbel<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*Morety* · 1st Jul 2000, 05:46 PM

Guys, Cottonelle is a brand of toilet paper.

Boom · 1st Jul 2000, 06:02 PM

You mean it wasn't totally obvious that I was talking about toilet paper?

What the heck do you guys clean your butts with after you poop????

/me is completely stunned.

"Life could be a dream, if I could take you up to paradise up above... and you could tell me, I'm the only one that you love. Live could be a dream sweetheart. Hello, hello again...." - The Billy Williams Quartet.

The Dopefish · 1st Jul 2000, 06:07 PM

Well, at least some of us knew what your were talking about.

/me did

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Ahhhh! Natural light! Get it off me! GET IT OFF ME! - Barney Gumbel<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nigma:Mekanik · 1st Jul 2000, 07:55 PM

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

That made my balls hurt boom

/me is heading to the store right now to buy some

Nigma

"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
]LoL[Nigma
Backup Shock Whore for Wolf.

WAnk · 1st Jul 2000, 08:07 PM

LOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG boom you are hil-freakinh-larious!!!!!! haha, i am off to buy ten cases!!!! i am going to wallpaper my room with the stuff!!!!!!!

ummmm WAnk??

<[Ci]The_Dopefish|PuF> wank (wank) n., vb., sl. 1. sexual intercourse 2. to attempt sexual intercourse on inanimate objects, i.e. flagpoles (

)

WAnk · 1st Jul 2000, 08:13 PM

in honor of you boom, i have changed my sig

ummmm WAnk??

<[Ci]The_Dopefish|PuF> wank (wank) n., vb., sl. 1. sexual intercourse 2. to attempt sexual intercourse on inanimate objects, i.e. flagpoles (

)

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Its like having angels lick your butt clean.

I wish I had to poop more.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> - Boom

]LoL[- Strength, Honor, Nudity, VODKA!!!!!

*Morety* · 2nd Jul 2000, 03:31 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Its like having angels lick your butt clean.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Have you ever tried Margarita Rimmin's?

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Self appointed moderator of Nerf forum.
]LoL[ - Strength, honour, nudity and beer.

Boom · 2nd Jul 2000, 06:02 AM

I don't know Margarita, but have you met my friend Angel? She is really nice.

"Life could be a dream, if I could take you up to paradise up above... and you could tell me, I'm the only one that you love. Live could be a dream sweetheart. Hello, hello again...." - The Billy Williams Quartet.

WAnk · 2nd Jul 2000, 07:44 AM

still, i think i could find other, more fun things to do with 'angel'

ummmm WAnk??

<[Ci]The_Dopefish|PuF> wank (wank) n., vb., sl. 1. sexual intercourse 2. to attempt sexual intercourse on inanimate objects, i.e. flagpoles (

)

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Its like having angels lick your butt clean.

I wish I had to poop more.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> - Boom

]LoL[- Strength, Honor, Nudity, VODKA!!!!!

Jing · 2nd Jul 2000, 05:56 PM

Is Angel pretty? Will she lick other things clean too? =)

SALTWATER WRISTWATCH ASSETS MASSACHUSETTS ****AKE MUSHROOMS

I can't think of any for ***** or ****. Fah-q. I sure hope censor is still on.

donkeys.

"If I weren't so busy respawning, I'd whoop
you like a three-headed monkey on crack."

-Saint|Jing
ngUID:1634865

Jing · 2nd Jul 2000, 05:58 PM

hey.
saltwater and wristwatch both got through... so did asset and massachusets.
hrm.
****ake mushrooms didn't though =P =)

"If I weren't so busy respawning, I'd whoop
you like a three-headed monkey on crack."

-Saint|Jing
ngUID:1634865

KU · 3rd Jul 2000, 06:12 AM

Walk towards the pink globe and eat the woman who makes all the money.

Mind Maps/Mnemonics Matter!

1st Jul 2000, 04:59 PM	#8
The Dopefish 2008-09 Stanley Cup Champions. Join Date: Apr. 17th, 2000 Location: Springfield, MA, USA Posts: 8,228	Boom, you are a crazy m0f0. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Ahhhh! Natural light! Get it off me! GET IT OFF ME! - Barney Gumbel<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

1st Jul 2000, 06:07 PM	#11
The Dopefish 2008-09 Stanley Cup Champions. Join Date: Apr. 17th, 2000 Location: Springfield, MA, USA Posts: 8,228	Well, at least some of us knew what your were talking about. /me did <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Ahhhh! Natural light! Get it off me! GET IT OFF ME! - Barney Gumbel<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

1st Jul 2000, 08:07 PM	#13
WAnk PH34R TH3 WAnk?? Join Date: Mar. 17th, 2000 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,307	LOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG boom you are hil-freakinh-larious!!!!!! haha, i am off to buy ten cases!!!! i am going to wallpaper my room with the stuff!!!!!!! ummmm WAnk?? <[Ci]The_Dopefish\|PuF> wank (wank) n., vb., sl. 1. sexual intercourse 2. to attempt sexual intercourse on inanimate objects, i.e. flagpoles ()

1st Jul 2000, 08:13 PM	#14
WAnk PH34R TH3 WAnk?? Join Date: Mar. 17th, 2000 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,307	in honor of you boom, i have changed my sig ummmm WAnk?? <[Ci]The_Dopefish\|PuF> wank (wank) n., vb., sl. 1. sexual intercourse 2. to attempt sexual intercourse on inanimate objects, i.e. flagpoles () <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Its like having angels lick your butt clean. I wish I had to poop more.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> - Boom ]LoL[- Strength, Honor, Nudity, VODKA!!!!!

2nd Jul 2000, 03:31 AM	#15
Morety The Farterator Join Date: Feb. 23rd, 2000 Location: Toronto Posts: 12,220	<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Its like having angels lick your butt clean.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Have you ever tried Margarita Rimmin's? ]LoL[Morety\|PuF Self appointed moderator of Nerf forum. ]LoL[ - Strength, honour, nudity and beer.

30th Jun 2000, 02:48 AM	#1
Boom Rumpshaking Moderator Join Date: Mar. 28th, 2000 Posts: 4,200	OMG, this stuff is soooo soft and wonderful. Its like having angels lick your butt clean. I wish I had to poop more. I'm going to Taco Bell right now!! ------------------ "Life could be a dream, if I could take you up to paradise up above... and you could tell me, I'm the only one that you love. Live could be a dream sweetheart. Hello, hello again...." - The Billy Williams Quartet.

30th Jun 2000, 02:51 AM	#2
SU3000 Bringer of Fear and 0wnage Join Date: Jun. 10th, 2000 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,040	nice 1111st post. I am confused though... -+- I am the SlachterUnit3000 -+-

30th Jun 2000, 03:07 PM	#3
el Gato Has-Been Join Date: Jan. 19th, 2000 Location: outside Raleigh NC Posts: 3,522	Holy $hit, Boom, you crack me up! ! ]LoL[el Gato\|PuF - Free beer is the best beer as long as it's good beer. The same goes for nekkidness.

30th Jun 2000, 11:25 PM	#4
Morety The Farterator Join Date: Feb. 23rd, 2000 Location: Toronto Posts: 12,220	BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ]LoL[Morety\|PuF Self appointed moderator of Nerf forum. ]LoL[ - Strength, honour, nudity and beer.

1st Jul 2000, 02:11 AM	#5
KU Registered User Join Date: Jan. 8th, 2000 Location: Melbourne Posts: 237	? Mind Maps/Mnemonics Matter!

1st Jul 2000, 12:43 PM	#6
Boom Rumpshaking Moderator Join Date: Mar. 28th, 2000 Posts: 4,200	I should work in advertising. "Imagine angels gently licking your butt clean. That's the feeling of New Cottonelle with thicker ripples!" I love this stuff. No more showers for me, I'm just wiping down my entire body every day with New Cottonelle. "Life could be a dream, if I could take you up to paradise up above... and you could tell me, I'm the only one that you love. Live could be a dream sweetheart. Hello, hello again...." - The Billy Williams Quartet.

1st Jul 2000, 04:55 PM	#7
Matrix? Registered User Join Date: Jun. 6th, 2000 Location: Somewhere in England Posts: 322	What the chuff are you on about??? /me is very confused I'm on Fire!!! - No really, I'm on Fire - HEEEELLLLPPP!!!!

1st Jul 2000, 05:46 PM	#9
Morety The Farterator Join Date: Feb. 23rd, 2000 Location: Toronto Posts: 12,220	Guys, Cottonelle is a brand of toilet paper.

1st Jul 2000, 06:02 PM	#10
Boom Rumpshaking Moderator Join Date: Mar. 28th, 2000 Posts: 4,200	You mean it wasn't totally obvious that I was talking about toilet paper? What the heck do you guys clean your butts with after you poop???? /me is completely stunned. "Life could be a dream, if I could take you up to paradise up above... and you could tell me, I'm the only one that you love. Live could be a dream sweetheart. Hello, hello again...." - The Billy Williams Quartet.

1st Jul 2000, 07:55 PM	#12
Nigma:Mekanik Maynards Tool Join Date: Dec. 20th, 1999 Location: St.Pete, FL Posts: 114	ROFLMFAO!!!!!!! That made my balls hurt boom /me is heading to the store right now to buy some Nigma "When the sun comes up, I have morals again." ]LoL[Nigma Backup Shock Whore for Wolf.

2nd Jul 2000, 06:02 AM	#16
Boom Rumpshaking Moderator Join Date: Mar. 28th, 2000 Posts: 4,200	I don't know Margarita, but have you met my friend Angel? She is really nice. "Life could be a dream, if I could take you up to paradise up above... and you could tell me, I'm the only one that you love. Live could be a dream sweetheart. Hello, hello again...." - The Billy Williams Quartet.

2nd Jul 2000, 07:44 AM	#17
WAnk PH34R TH3 WAnk?? Join Date: Mar. 17th, 2000 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,307	still, i think i could find other, more fun things to do with 'angel' ummmm WAnk?? <[Ci]The_Dopefish\|PuF> wank (wank) n., vb., sl. 1. sexual intercourse 2. to attempt sexual intercourse on inanimate objects, i.e. flagpoles () <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Its like having angels lick your butt clean. I wish I had to poop more.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> - Boom ]LoL[- Strength, Honor, Nudity, VODKA!!!!!

2nd Jul 2000, 05:56 PM	#18
Jing Wielder of the Boobifying Power Join Date: May. 6th, 2000 Location: Stage 4 Secret Area 2 Posts: 1,003	Is Angel pretty? Will she lick other things clean too? =) SALTWATER WRISTWATCH ASSETS MASSACHUSETTS **AKE MUSHROOMS I can't think of any for * or **. Fah-q. I sure hope censor is still on. donkeys. "If I weren't so busy respawning, I'd whoop you like a three-headed monkey on crack." -Saint\|Jing ngUID:1634865

2nd Jul 2000, 05:58 PM	#19
Jing Wielder of the Boobifying Power Join Date: May. 6th, 2000 Location: Stage 4 Secret Area 2 Posts: 1,003	hey. saltwater and wristwatch both got through... so did asset and massachusets. hrm. ****ake mushrooms didn't though =P =) "If I weren't so busy respawning, I'd whoop you like a three-headed monkey on crack." -Saint\|Jing ngUID:1634865

3rd Jul 2000, 06:12 AM	#20
KU Registered User Join Date: Jan. 8th, 2000 Location: Melbourne Posts: 237	Walk towards the pink globe and eat the woman who makes all the money. Mind Maps/Mnemonics Matter!

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