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Old 30th Jun 2000, 02:48 AM   #1
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OMG, this stuff is soooo soft and wonderful.

Its like having angels lick your butt clean.

I wish I had to poop more.

I'm going to Taco Bell right now!!

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Old 30th Jun 2000, 02:51 AM   #2
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nice 1111st post.

I am confused though...


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Old 30th Jun 2000, 03:07 PM   #3
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Holy $hit, Boom, you crack me up!

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Old 30th Jun 2000, 11:25 PM   #4
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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Old 1st Jul 2000, 12:43 PM   #6
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I should work in advertising.

"Imagine angels gently licking your butt clean. That's the feeling of New Cottonelle with thicker ripples!"

I love this stuff. No more showers for me, I'm just wiping down my entire body every day with New Cottonelle.


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Old 1st Jul 2000, 04:55 PM   #7
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What the chuff are you on about???

/me is very confused


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Boom, you are a crazy m0f0.


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Old 1st Jul 2000, 05:46 PM   #9
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Guys, Cottonelle is a brand of toilet paper.
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Old 1st Jul 2000, 06:02 PM   #10
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You mean it wasn't totally obvious that I was talking about toilet paper?

What the heck do you guys clean your butts with after you poop????

/me is completely stunned.


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Old 1st Jul 2000, 06:07 PM   #11
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Well, at least some of us knew what your were talking about.

/me did


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Old 1st Jul 2000, 07:55 PM   #12
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

That made my balls hurt boom

/me is heading to the store right now to buy some

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Old 1st Jul 2000, 08:07 PM   #13
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LOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG boom you are hil-freakinh-larious!!!!!! haha, i am off to buy ten cases!!!! i am going to wallpaper my room with the stuff!!!!!!!


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Old 1st Jul 2000, 08:13 PM   #14
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in honor of you boom, i have changed my sig


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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Its like having angels lick your butt clean.

I wish I had to poop more.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> - Boom

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Its like having angels lick your butt clean.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Have you ever tried Margarita Rimmin's?




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Old 2nd Jul 2000, 06:02 AM   #16
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I don't know Margarita, but have you met my friend Angel? She is really nice.


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still, i think i could find other, more fun things to do with 'angel'


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I wish I had to poop more.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> - Boom

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Old 2nd Jul 2000, 05:56 PM   #18
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Is Angel pretty? Will she lick other things clean too? =)

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Old 2nd Jul 2000, 05:58 PM   #19
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hey.
saltwater and wristwatch both got through... so did asset and massachusets.
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****ake mushrooms didn't though =P =)


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