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Old 19th May 2000, 01:43 AM   #1
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Boom -

Would you like to read my spam?
Call me Boom, cause Boom I am.

The Llama -

I would not like to read your spam,
I would not like to, Boom I am.
I do not like your kind of spam,
I do not like you or your clan.

I'll frag you when you move too slow,
I'll frag you when you tally-ho.

I'll frag you in the one on one,
I'll frag you all day, just for fun.

I'll frag you well, I'll frag you good,
I'll frag you like the Rooster would.

I'll frag you when you play with Trin,
Oh silly Boom, you'll never win.

I'll frag you when you play with Troll,
then laughing on the floor I'll roll.

I'll frag you when I'm feeling hot,
I'll frag you with the gun of snot.

I'll frag you when you have bad ping,
I'll frag you and your buddy Jing.

I'll frag you when you turn your back,
and fill your a$$ with burning flack.

I'll frag you when you teletrain,
I only live to bring you pain.

I'll frag you when you got the flag,
they'll put you in a bodybag.

I'll frag you, you're not paranoid,
I'll frag you as if I were Voyd.

I'll frag you if you start to gripe,
your funny little head I'll snipe.

I'll frag cause I like to scare ya,
I'll frag you dressed like Asia Carrera.

I'll frag your skinny little butt,
I'll frag your stupid new haircut.

I'll frag you early, I'll frag you late,
I'll frag you while you masterb...(never mind)

I'll frag you fast, cause I'm so strong,
then take a hit from Blow_Smoke's bong.

I'll frag you up against a wall,
I'll frag you and your BerriesSmall.

Black and blue and face all puffy,
I'll smack you down much worse than Ruffy.

I'll frag you with the shieldbelt on,
I'll frag you when you try to spawn.

I'll frag you on your favorite map,
I'll frag you cause you play like crap.

I'll frag you, you know I ain't kidding,
I'll frag you, then I'll take my Ritalin.

I'll frag you cause I think you're smelly,
I like peanut butter with my jelly.

I'll frag you, you will feel the spank,
Its hard to find a rhyme for WAnk.

I'll frag you and your sexy bod,
I'll frag you with the Strangelove mod.

I'll frag you when I'm feeling funky,
I'll frag you cause you're so spelunky.

I'll frag you, leave it up to me,
I'll frag your Boom philosophy.

I'll frag you, you worthless little chump,
I'll frag as you try to thrust|jump.

I'll frag you in the "forum search",
I'll frag you near Matsumoto's Church.

I am the Alpha and the Sigma,
I'll frag you and your buddy Nigma.

My flak is a hazard, occupational,
I'll frag you according to parameters, operational.

I'll frag you with my shock combo,
I'll frag you... silly little m0.

Don't you get it, don't you see,
I am your very worst enemy.

Boom -

Wow, I really loved YOUR spam,
I think you're great, says Boom I am.

Llama -

Why Boom, you are so very nice,
you give me cause, so I think twice.

I'll still frag you, that's the game,
but now I'll smile and call out your name.

Thank you for this chance to spam,
thank you kindly Boom I am.

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Old 19th May 2000, 03:24 AM   #2
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ROFLMAOx2!
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Old 19th May 2000, 04:50 AM   #3
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wooooooah nelly, that is mighty impressive spam boom!


ummmm WAnk??


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Old 19th May 2000, 05:26 AM   #4
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LMAO!

Thats great Boom, good job man!

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Old 19th May 2000, 09:25 AM   #5
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ROFLMAOx100

Now thats good spamin Boom!

/me wishes his name was mentioned though.



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Old 19th May 2000, 10:26 AM   #6
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Good work, very construcitve spam (does that exist???).
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>I'll frag you, you will feel the spank,
Its hard to find a rhyme for WAnk.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

How about a rhyme for "Loibisch"

Loibisch

That was long...
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Old 19th May 2000, 10:36 AM   #7
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That was to cool dude!!
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Old 19th May 2000, 11:34 AM   #8
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Bravo.

/me gives Boom a big round of clap.


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Old 19th May 2000, 11:39 AM   #9
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hehe great stuff m8!





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Old 19th May 2000, 11:46 AM   #10
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That wasn't spam. It was good stuff tho.


Dead chicks suck in bed.

p.s. Fck BellAtlantic


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Old 19th May 2000, 12:04 PM   #11
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I think that BOOM has too much time,
It takes a while to make things Rhyme.

I'd bow to BOOM and lower my head,
However I fear I'll end up dead.

Or even worse as I then bend,
A blast of flak up my rear end.

Isn't this sad that I copy BOOM,
Just showing off before I leave the Room.

You might think that I am selfish,
I'm just trying to rhyme "Loibisch".

So I shall leave and take some morphene,
To heal the wounds I got from Xylene.

I bid farewell I bid adieu,
But, I must say Crapmonger smells like Poo.

That is all I have to say,
For I am tired this time of day.

I will not spam, GunnerX I am.
But, it's too late, spam I am.


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Old 19th May 2000, 05:14 PM   #12
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Why must I *bump* such a post,
I'm just hoping it won't get lost.

So why won't you join and spam,
This thread is good, spam I am.


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Old 19th May 2000, 05:22 PM   #13
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LMAO!!!
I can't believe I read all of that...




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Old 19th May 2000, 06:06 PM   #14
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SPAM? where?
that is funny as hell Boom.

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Old 19th May 2000, 07:45 PM   #15
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Hehe, Gunner, you tried to

Loibisch

It's hard, isn't it?
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Old 19th May 2000, 08:30 PM   #16
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Cool

Bussin' out like Loibisch.
Feelin' funky, feelin' swish.

Doin' ma thing on the down-low.
Fraggin' the llamas as I go.

Feelin' fresh, feelin' fine.
Be on da server fe half past nine.

Some may spam, some may hump.
But for now I'll leave with da giddy giddy BUMP!



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Old 19th May 2000, 08:45 PM   #17
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Another one

Loibisch

Anyone else?...
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Old 20th May 2000, 12:12 AM   #18
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Boom is a poet,
and he didn't even know so.


Not very long, but as wide around as a can of tuna
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Old 20th May 2000, 12:22 AM   #19
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Boom is obviously the alpha and the omega
Bow to him as if he were your motha'

Great poem man!


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Old 24th May 2000, 10:00 PM   #20
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Lets add a Haiku,
or two...

You guys know the rules,

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllebles

UT clears my mind.
Peace within my heart and soul.
Flack in my behind.


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