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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 01:10 PM   #1
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My First Beastiality Experience

True Story:


I was 15 at the time i believe. Not ever having had girl friend and mastubating quiet often, i needed something different.

I live in the country, next to a big field. We have a big yard and i am the one who has to cut it. So one day, i'm out cutting the lawn. No one is home and i live in a small neighborhood with old people. After cutting about half the lawn i decide i want to quick beat off. So i turn off the lawn mower and head over to a near by bush. This was on the edge of the big field, and i was hidden from anyone who might be passing by.

I'm standing there, with my overactive imagination, doing my thing, when i notice a large bird in the field across from me. We have hawks and such, but this was a larger bird, and it was white. I kinda lost interest in what i was doing and went to investigate. So i got my mom's bird book and her binoculars and took a peek.

It turns out it was 2 birds going at it. I looked through the bird book and found out that they were storks! I thought it was amazingly odd that storks were in my area. I pondered my parents telling me the truth when they said babies come from storks.. I thought, maybe they are making a baby to drop off at someones home. Then i remembered a whole lota porn. And how THEY made babies. I put 2 and 2 together and i decided that it was my time to be a father!.

I guess they were busy and not paying attention, i was able to sneak up on them fairly easily. I got close enough to see what was going on, and immediatly dropped my pants and started wacking it. I couldn't help myself. It was BETTER then porno....

Then i happened.. I dunno what i was thinking, or why i was thinking, but i had an urge to join in. What a story to tell my buddies at school.. I was in a 3 some with storks! It would be a first in history! i was going to be famous!

So i did it, i quick got up behind the stork whos ass was showing to me, and i let it all go. I grabed the stork from behind and humped it like there was no tomorrow. It felt MUCH better then anything i've done before. I was enjoying myself so much, i didn't even notice the cars that were watching on the side of the road. And i didn't care. I was in heaven!
The stork didn't seem to fight back at all, and this lasted a good few minutes. I unloaded into the bird as i exclaimed, "I'm a daddy!" After i was done, i pulled up my pants and was about to leave, when the stork turned to me and said, "Thanks buddy, i haven't gotten it in the ass like that in a long time."


I smiled and walked away.


the end.


Turns out i am not a daddy. And now that i'm older, and have had a little more experience in the field, i can say that there is NOTHING like a good stork ****ing.
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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 01:17 PM   #2
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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 01:17 PM   #3
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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 01:19 PM   #4
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And you're a better Cow for it, aint yah?
Again though, I raise the question about your Gender, or lack of.
You say you're a guy one monent, then a sex starved lesbian she-demon the next.. Maybe you're a Hermaphrodite?
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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 01:21 PM   #5
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I guess it's time for you to be processed, hold still while i cleave your head off.
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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 01:28 PM   #6
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Some storks are on the endagered species list.

Why pork a stork
It makes you seem like a dork
it's even weirder than Bjork
I think I'm done (get a fork)
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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 01:32 PM   #7
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and the fourms have reached a new low
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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 01:35 PM   #8
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That does not rhyme PhatCat
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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 01:40 PM   #9
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*hangs head in shame for his lame lack of game*
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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 01:46 PM   #10
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Thats Not quite the same
as a "fork" I proclaim
Not to place blame, but
this thread's gettin tame
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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 01:52 PM   #11
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we should take aim!
for the blame is on the shame of
browncows name!
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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 01:52 PM   #12
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"who's are was showing to me" hardly classes as sexually explicit nowadays. Nor anything else in that post.

I will admit Cow has some "issues" however.
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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 02:27 PM   #13
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i agree, phatcat,
i dunno about that...
now i look at my dame,
and it just isn't the same...

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st0rmcaller: I shoulda moved to Nevada, not Vriginia. Nevada has whores.
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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 02:31 PM   #14
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what the hell?
come on LoTekK,
can you post something that dose not smell
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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 02:36 PM   #15
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well ya gotta understand,
that post fried my brain,
this thread should be banned,
if only to ease my pain...

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st0rmcaller: I didn't have to wear pink...
st0rmcaller: But then again, It's not like I'm getting any
st0rmcaller: so I may as well wear pink
thepinklamb: lmao
st0rmcaller: but then, I may wind up getting some. the kind of some no man wants
st0rmcaller: I shoulda moved to Nevada, not Vriginia. Nevada has whores.
st0rmcaller: Virginia is for lovers, but **** me if that means all the chicks are taken.
st0rmcaller: <---****ed.
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st0rmcaller: If female, and under the age of 90, she's a ****in winner
thepinklamb: lol
st0rmcaller: Hey, I got to have SOME standards
st0rmcaller: mebbe 85
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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 02:43 PM   #16
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hey lets all smoke some grains
and then pet some great danes
im sure that would help
if not cause more pain
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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 04:42 PM   #17
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Wink Ode to metalium

I pull the trigger
with no crosshairs to aim
Will this round hit home?

Sorry, Haiku attack
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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 04:50 PM   #18
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My 200th post
My skillz at Haiku i boast
for this post I roast!


SOMEBODY STOP MEEEE!
I'm haikuing and I can't get up!
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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 04:50 PM   #19
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we have run amuk
this is dumb as f***

all has been read
just close this thread
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Old 22nd Aug 2001, 04:55 PM   #20
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But then the forum will suck!

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