|14th Aug 2001, 06:59 AM||#2|
sweet jeezus, what'll they think of next?
now we can really reach out and touch someone...
st0rmcaller: I didn't have to wear pink...
st0rmcaller: But then again, It's not like I'm getting any
st0rmcaller: so I may as well wear pink
st0rmcaller: but then, I may wind up getting some. the kind of some no man wants
st0rmcaller: I shoulda moved to Nevada, not Vriginia. Nevada has whores.
st0rmcaller: Virginia is for lovers, but **** me if that means all the chicks are taken.
st0rmcaller: If female, and under the age of 90, she's a ****in winner
st0rmcaller: Hey, I got to have SOME standards
st0rmcaller: mebbe 85
|14th Aug 2001, 07:41 AM||#3|
Reminds me of a ripleys story they had on tv.
apparently some town had people who kept turning up shot dead. but no one could figure out who dunnit.
till one day an old guy with a peg leg died of nautral causes, and the coriner found out.
turns out that the "peg" he was walking on had a hollow tube inside, with a .38 revolver at the end
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