I'm gonna be rich.....

L_S · May 27, 2000

....picture this. Outside every high school, on every college campus, in every gas station restroom across the nation a vending machine that dispenses.......blow jobs.

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"Set it, and forget it." Ron Popeil, genius inventor

LordKhaine · May 27, 2000

LOL, this machine would make millions!, er not that id use it, you understand

Morety · May 27, 2000

I just feel sorry for the poor sloth that has to sit inside the machine and suck everybody's pecker.

Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.

Lizard Of Oz · May 27, 2000

Anybody got a fresh dollar bill, this damn machine keeps spitting this old, dilapidated bill back at me?

MRHYDE · May 28, 2000

L_S, you will surely get a sore throat after a day of work pal.

maxrevs · May 28, 2000

lol , you'd better put the patent out on this one , bill gates is rumored to be investigating the possibilities of a similar machine , buy fo rthe top of your TV , its called the seX-box

See the nowhere crowds cry nowhere tears of honour.

L_S · May 29, 2000

See that's the beauty of it. It's just a system of levers and pulleys all connected to a synthetic pair of silicon lips. 9 out 10 people in our test markets can't tell the diference between the BJ3000 and the real thing.

"Set it, and forget it." Ron Popeil, genius inventor

Kristina|BFH · May 30, 2000

I challenge your machine to a duel!!!!

You would definately know the difference!

Morety · May 30, 2000

YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May I be the first to welcome you to the forum Kristina.

Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.

[This message has been edited by Morety (edited 05-30-2000).]

The_Dudester · May 30, 2000

May I be the second?
<looks around>
Good...it seems that I may.

Welcome to the forums Kristina...(and what an entrance post :))

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<takes bow...steps off stage>
<twists his ankle in the fall off the stage>
<hobbles off quickly and painfully through a side exit>

Gir · May 30, 2000

That´s the beauty of the internet. For all you know, you´re asking a guy for a blow job right now.

I am the creatoR of all.

Morety · May 30, 2000

I only said "welcome".

I NEVER asked for a bj. (for the record)

Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.

CHRYSt · May 30, 2000

That's OK. When it's down there, it really doesn't have a face.

Dead chicks suck in bed.

p.s. un-Fück BellAtlantic

Azmo · May 30, 2000

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>For all you know, you´re asking a guy for a blow job right now.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Does it matter? As long as he doesn't have a moustache...

I can picture it now:

It's lunchtime, and I'm walking outside my school. One of my teachers is leaning against one of LiquiD_SiN's machines with his pants lowered on his ankles and his manhood stuck inside it. The machine is making soft rumbling noises, just like my teacher. Two seconds later I hurl on my shoes. Two months later I'm still having these horrible flashbacks. Some things are just better left to the privacy of our homes.

Will a portable version be available? We could all wear kilts and be pleasured all day long.

No need for women anymore.....

The_Dudester · May 30, 2000

Hey....how about some sympathy here?

(Oh, and also for a record, I wasn't going after a blow job either. They're not really my "thing".)

<hobbles painfully into distance>

SEFE · May 30, 2000

lol
u know they got used *ahem* underware vending machines in Japan.

now thats creative thinking... the cutting edge of crust-tech.

The_Dudester · May 30, 2000

Yes...but in Japan, Shampoo are big.

<hobbles about some more>

<falls over, in a transparent act to get some kind of sympathy>

Boom · May 30, 2000

Kristina, will you marry me?

I know we just met, but I've never had feelings like this before, it must be love.

The gang here will vouch for me, I'm a good guy and stuff.

If you marry me, I'll let you have my second Pop-Tart...

Clan [Boom]
The undisputed, world champion, 1on1, UT clan.
[Boom]Boom|PuF

Kristina|BFH · May 31, 2000

I think you will have to fight my boyfriend for me.

Hopefully!

Is the Pop Tart cinamon?

CHRYSt · May 31, 2000

I bet I give better head than Kristina!
uh...wait a minute...I like girls. I don't give head. Sorry, I guess you win.

Dead chicks suck in bed.

p.s. un-Fück BellAtlantic

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