True Story

Lizard Of Oz · 19th Nov 1999, 04:44 AM

A friend of mine goes to the zoo.

Decides to visit the monkey house.

Buys a small bag of peanuts to feed the monkeys.

Standing in front of a cage full of medium sized monkeys.
(don't recall what kind) He is handing out peanuts and a
monkey grabs and pulls his finger. With all his might my
friend frees his finger. He's pissed now. He places a peanut
in the palm of his hand, and offers it to the offending monkey.
When the monkey reaches between the bars to grab the peanut, my
friend grabs the monkey's arm and pulls him hard against the
cage several times. The monkey screams. Then every monkey in
the friggen zoo starts screaming. I'm rolling on the ground LMAO.
My friend is escorted out of the zoo by a guy in a khaki suit,
and pith helmet.

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[This message has been edited by Lizard Of Oz (edited 11-19-1999).]

L_S · 19th Nov 1999, 10:35 AM

BAHAHAHAHAHAH! That sounds like something Homer Simpson would do [img]/~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif[/img]

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Voyd · 19th Nov 1999, 12:11 PM

oh the memorable visits to the zoo as a child, and seeing various animals doing the nasty...

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The-Wraith · 19th Nov 1999, 04:03 PM

Next time take him to the gorrilla cage and see what he does... [img]/~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif[/img]

If you don't like what I have to say, then move on!!!

Lizard Of Oz · 26th May 2000, 05:57 PM

Since we're digging up old sh!t...

Last one I promise.

*Morety* · 26th May 2000, 07:06 PM

First of all, if the little damn monkey pulled my finger, I'd fart. That'd teach him.

Secondly, you're just lucky they all didn't start throwing their poo at you all at once.

Thirdly, ROFLMfnAO!

Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.

*Morety* · 26th May 2000, 11:04 PM

I gotta say, this was the last thread I read before driving home from work today. I just pictured your buddy with his sore finger going "C'mere you stupid fecking chimp, you want a peanut? c'mon chimp, that's it...that's it...GOTCHA *THUNK* how do you like that *THUNK* you little feck *THUNK* grab my finger will ya *THUNK THUNK* you fecking like it????

I was laughing so fn hard driving home thinking about this, people were staring at me in the rushhour traffic. I hope they thought I was listening to comedy on the radio or something.

Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.

*Morety* · 24th Jul 2000, 11:38 AM

It's been almost two months since I visited this thread. Yes, I deliberately looked for this one so I could bring it back from the dead.

Should'a held the little b@stards arm and started hoofing him in the balls through the cage!!!!

Ruffrider · 25th Jul 2000, 12:52 AM

roflmao. thats funny

XtraT · 25th Jul 2000, 02:32 AM

OMFG!! That's hilarious. But I cant figure out what's funnier...lizard's post..or morety's reply. hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaah...damñ that's funny

WAnk · 25th Jul 2000, 07:08 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA first i have to say OMFG THAT IS FING HILARIOUS second, i would like to say HAHAHAHAHAHAHA third i would like to say HAHAHAAAAAA I AM DYING ON THE FLOOR. that is the funniest thing i have heard all day

Rodzilla · 25th Jul 2000, 07:24 PM

THAT'S HILLARIOUS! BUHAHAHAHA! ROFLMAO!! I'd have to say that Morety's reply made it 3 times as funny!

The Dopefish · 25th Jul 2000, 07:31 PM

OshadowO · 25th Jul 2000, 07:57 PM

ROFLMAO
That's one of the funniest things I've heard in a while.

XtraT · 26th Jul 2000, 12:48 AM

What if he woulda ripped it's arm off...ROFLMAO!!

Little b@stard mokey..c'mere..*whack* u like that? *whack* want some more? *whack......riiiiippp!!!*

oops..here little monkey..here's ur arm back..

*Morety* · 22nd Dec 2000, 11:29 AM

Think of a whole cage of monkeys going ape over it too!

A whole crew of chimps jumping up and down screaming and pointing and looking for p00p to throw as their poor buddy is getting his head thwacked on the iron bars by Lizard's buddy.

Then along comes an army-dressed zoo keeper security guard guy to "escort" him out. Liz, did your buddy go peacefully, or did he try to defend his actions? What? I gotta know!

el Gato · 22nd Dec 2000, 11:45 AM

Did the chimp look like this?

Nice *bump, m0rety!

*Morety* · 22nd Dec 2000, 12:01 PM

Naw, it was the ugly one up front here...

GunnerX · 14th May 2001, 02:14 PM

ROTFLMAO!!! OMG!! How the feck did I miss this thread!!! That's so frickin hilarious!!

*Morety* · 14th May 2001, 04:01 PM

Hey Lizard, I wanna hear more zoo stories!!!! Tell us another one? Please???????

24th Jul 2000, 11:38 AM	#8
Morety The Farterator Join Date: Feb. 23rd, 2000 Location: Toronto Posts: 12,220	*This BUMP* courtesy of your friendly forum More-tician** It's been almost two months since I visited this thread. Yes, I deliberately looked for this one so I could bring it back from the dead. Should'a held the little b@stards arm and started hoofing him in the balls through the cage!!!! __________________ ]LoL[Morety\|BuF

25th Jul 2000, 12:52 AM	#9
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25th Jul 2000, 02:32 AM	#10
XtraT Registered User Join Date: Jul. 17th, 2000 Location: Ohio Posts: 208	ROFLMFAO!! OMFG!! That's hilarious. But I cant figure out what's funnier...lizard's post..or morety's reply. hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaah...damñ that's funny __________________ - Why fix something, when you can make it worse?

25th Jul 2000, 07:08 PM	#11
WAnk PH34R TH3 WAnk?? Join Date: Mar. 17th, 2000 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,307	HAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA first i have to say OMFG THAT IS FING HILARIOUS second, i would like to say HAHAHAHAHAHAHA third i would like to say HAHAHAAAAAA I AM DYING ON THE FLOOR. that is the funniest thing i have heard all day __________________ ummmm WAnk?? --------------- -=]LoL[=- Indeed, i am much too cool for my own pants...

25th Jul 2000, 07:24 PM	#12
Rodzilla PuF Fossil Join Date: May. 5th, 2000 Location: Marietta, GA, USA Posts: -1 Posts: 1,256	ROFL! THAT'S HILLARIOUS! BUHAHAHAHA! ROFLMAO!! I'd have to say that Morety's reply made it 3 times as funny! __________________ The gamer formerly known as DarkReaper Affordable, Reliable, and Experienced Web Hosting at 2JD Hosting Seriously! - Home to All Things Serious (Sam) SeriousEngine.com - The Central Repository for Serious Engine Information

19th Nov 1999, 04:44 AM	#1
Lizard Of Oz Demented Avenger Join Date: Oct. 25th, 1998 Location: In a cave & grooving with a Pict Posts: 10,484	A friend of mine goes to the zoo. Decides to visit the monkey house. Buys a small bag of peanuts to feed the monkeys. Standing in front of a cage full of medium sized monkeys. (don't recall what kind) He is handing out peanuts and a monkey grabs and pulls his finger. With all his might my friend frees his finger. He's pissed now. He places a peanut in the palm of his hand, and offers it to the offending monkey. When the monkey reaches between the bars to grab the peanut, my friend grabs the monkey's arm and pulls him hard against the cage several times. The monkey screams. Then every monkey in the friggen zoo starts screaming. I'm rolling on the ground LMAO. My friend is escorted out of the zoo by a guy in a khaki suit, and pith helmet. ------------------ Don't like my post? Go Here [This message has been edited by Lizard Of Oz (edited 11-19-1999).]

19th Nov 1999, 10:35 AM	#2
L_S . Join Date: Nov. 24th, 1999 Posts: 5,102	BAHAHAHAHAHAH! That sounds like something Homer Simpson would do [img]/~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif[/img] If you got any problems with what I gotta say, please feel free to click here.

19th Nov 1999, 12:11 PM	#3
Voyd Registered User Join Date: Nov. 24th, 1999 Location: Canada Posts: 981	oh the memorable visits to the zoo as a child, and seeing various animals doing the nasty... [img]/~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif[/img]

19th Nov 1999, 04:03 PM	#4
The-Wraith Registered User Join Date: Nov. 24th, 1999 Posts: 216	Next time take him to the gorrilla cage and see what he does... [img]/~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif[/img] If you don't like what I have to say, then move on!!!

26th May 2000, 05:57 PM	#5
Lizard Of Oz Demented Avenger Join Date: Oct. 25th, 1998 Location: In a cave & grooving with a Pict Posts: 10,484	Since we're digging up old sh!t... Last one I promise.

26th May 2000, 07:06 PM	#6
Morety The Farterator Join Date: Feb. 23rd, 2000 Location: Toronto Posts: 12,220	First of all, if the little damn monkey pulled my finger, I'd fart. That'd teach him. Secondly, you're just lucky they all didn't start throwing their poo at you all at once. Thirdly, ROFLMfnAO! Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.

26th May 2000, 11:04 PM	#7
Morety The Farterator Join Date: Feb. 23rd, 2000 Location: Toronto Posts: 12,220	I gotta say, this was the last thread I read before driving home from work today. I just pictured your buddy with his sore finger going "C'mere you stupid fecking chimp, you want a peanut? c'mon chimp, that's it...that's it...GOTCHA THUNK how do you like that THUNK you little feck THUNK grab my finger will ya THUNK THUNK you fecking like it???? I was laughing so fn hard driving home thinking about this, people were staring at me in the rushhour traffic. I hope they thought I was listening to comedy on the radio or something. Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.

25th Jul 2000, 07:31 PM	#13
The Dopefish 2008-09 Stanley Cup Champions. Join Date: Apr. 17th, 2000 Location: Springfield, MA, USA Posts: 8,228	Morety strikes again! <nt> __________________

25th Jul 2000, 07:57 PM	#14
OshadowO Irregular Join Date: Feb. 10th, 2000 Location: San Luis Obispo, CA Posts: 4,774	ROFLMAO That's one of the funniest things I've heard in a while. __________________ -shadow- ................

26th Jul 2000, 12:48 AM	#15
XtraT Registered User Join Date: Jul. 17th, 2000 Location: Ohio Posts: 208	What if he woulda ripped it's arm off...ROFLMAO!! Little b@stard mokey..c'mere..whack u like that? whack want some more? whack......riiiiippp!!! oops..here little monkey..here's ur arm back.. __________________ - Why fix something, when you can make it worse?

22nd Dec 2000, 11:29 AM	#16
Morety The Farterator Join Date: Feb. 23rd, 2000 Location: Toronto Posts: 12,220	Think of a whole cage of monkeys going ape over it too! A whole crew of chimps jumping up and down screaming and pointing and looking for p00p to throw as their poor buddy is getting his head thwacked on the iron bars by Lizard's buddy. Then along comes an army-dressed zoo keeper security guard guy to "escort" him out. Liz, did your buddy go peacefully, or did he try to defend his actions? What? I gotta know! __________________ ]LoL[Morety\|BuF

22nd Dec 2000, 11:45 AM	#17
el Gato Has-Been Join Date: Jan. 19th, 2000 Location: outside Raleigh NC Posts: 3,522	Did the chimp look like this? Nice *bump, m0rety! __________________

22nd Dec 2000, 12:01 PM	#18
Morety The Farterator Join Date: Feb. 23rd, 2000 Location: Toronto Posts: 12,220	Naw, it was the ugly one up front here... __________________ ]LoL[Morety\|BuF

14th May 2001, 02:14 PM	#19
GunnerX 2345 Posts Join Date: Mar. 14th, 2000 Location: Canadia Posts: 2,408	ROTFLMAO!!! OMG!! How the feck did I miss this thread!!! That's so frickin hilarious!! __________________ 7331 sdrawkcab

14th May 2001, 04:01 PM	#20
Morety The Farterator Join Date: Feb. 23rd, 2000 Location: Toronto Posts: 12,220	Hey Lizard, I wanna hear more zoo stories!!!! Tell us another one? Please??????? __________________ ]LoL[Morety\|BuF

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