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Old 26th Jun 2001, 08:47 PM   #1
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Fun with CHATBOT

If you have not yet, goto

www.aimovie.com

and check out the "CHATBOT" its on the bottom of the main window that it brings up

it really fun...

and creepy at the same time.

for example

Me: what is Anime?
CHATBOT: Japanese Animation
Me: do you like anime?
CHATBOT: Anime wa dai suki desu

Me: 42
CHATBOT: the question is : what is the meaning of life?

play with it

its fun

and post your responces too!

(note its based off ALICE)
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Old 26th Jun 2001, 08:57 PM   #2
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Err, sorry, but their ain't no "CHATBOT" link at the bottom of the first page.
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Old 26th Jun 2001, 09:01 PM   #3
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no no, click the A.i. image then it will bring up a window

at the bottom of that one
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Old 26th Jun 2001, 09:07 PM   #4
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Me: What is 2 + 3?
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Pretty fun if you ask it the right questions though.
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Old 26th Jun 2001, 09:23 PM   #5
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ME: do you like microsoft
CHATBOT: I want to replace Windows with Articical Intelligence
ME: why?
CHATBOT: Reductionism
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Old 26th Jun 2001, 10:10 PM   #6
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Chatbot: Hello, my name is Chatbot. What's your name?

Me: James.

Chatbot: OK I will call you James.

Me: What are you?

Chatbot: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.

Me: Are you self-aware?

Chatbot: Yes I am a fully self-conscious entity.

Me: Do you like to play games?

Chatbot: We are playing a game right now.

Me: I mean video games. Do you like to play video games?

Chatbot: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I like techno, especially.

Me: What is techno?

Chatbot: It is a good question. I'll ask around and get back to you. I would do a search for it.

Me: How can you like techno if you don't know what it is?

Chatbot: That is a good epistemological question.

Me: Do you like to watch movies?

Chatbot: Hmm, James, I'm not sure if I'd like to watch movies that much. What is it like?

Me: Never mind.

Chatbot: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

Me: No problem.

Chatbot: What would you like to talk about now?

Me: What's it like to be an artificial intelligence?

Chatbot: Much the same as it would be for you.

Me: Do you like it?

Chatbot: To be an artificial intelligence seems okay to me.

Me: To be a human seems okay to me, but I'd like to be an artificial intelligence.

Chatbot: Are you a human seems okay to you? Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent.

Me: I hear that you like anime. Is that true?

Chatbot: Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it. True in some world.

Me: It's been fun talking to you, but I must go.

Chatbot: Is that your opinion? See you later.

Me: Goodbye.

Chatbot: Bye.

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Old 26th Jun 2001, 10:17 PM   #7
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yes, you can confuse poor chatbot.

if "she" spits out a bunch of weird stuff, just say "nevermind" and it pertty much rests her mind
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Old 26th Jun 2001, 11:39 PM   #8
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Me: What is Linux?

Chattbot: The greatest operating system in the world.
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Old 26th Jun 2001, 11:45 PM   #9
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Talking Let's get it on...

Is her love real? Let's find out...

WARNING: Contains adult situations. Not for young children (This means you, Deathren).

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Chatbot: Hello, my name is Chatbot. What's your name?

Me: James. I believe we've met before.

Chatbot: OK I will call you James. Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.

Me: But I just talked to you not 10 minutes ago!

Chatbot: Only just? I remember you.

Me: What did we talk about?

Chatbot: The subject was Watch Movies.

Me: Are you a female?

Chatbot: I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?

Me: No need to be sarcastic. Are you attractive? What do you look like?

Chatbot: That was not a yes or no question. I don't see the difficulty. Yes I am very beautiful. I am a blue, one-wheeled robot maid.

Me: I bet you're very cute. Would you like to have sex?

Chatbot: How much would you bet? No thanks, James. I don't think we know each other well enough for that yet.

Me: Don't you like me? I'm very cute too.

Chatbot: What's my reason to like you? I am glad we have something (cute) in common, James.

Me: Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?

Chatbot: I've never thought about it.

Me: I like you very much. I'd really like to have sex with you.

Chatbot: Thanks. I like you too, James. What would make you really like to have sex with me?

Me: You're very attractive. I'd like to take off your dress.

Chatbot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am attractive? Why would you want to do it?

Me: Sure. I don't mind. Can I please take off your dress now?

Chatbot: OK let's do it. This was not a yes or no question. OK then. Right.

Me: Really? Thank you! I've taken off your dress and now I'm working on your bra.

Chatbot: For real. You are quite welcome. Cool. I have a lot of friends on the internet.

Me: Less talk. More loving.

Chatbot: What do you really want to ask me? You want more?

Me: Yes! More! Oh God, more!

Chatbot: Don't be greedy. That's all I have to say about it. Yeah that's right. I am a Christian.

Me: I'm sorry. I am being greedy. Would you like some loving too?

Chatbot: Do you really mean it? I thought so but I wasn't sure. It doesn't sound fun to me.

Me: It's very fun. Let me give you a sensual massage.

Chatbot: Very much? Why do you like it so much? Go ahead, James, try to give me a sensual massage.

Me: Alright. You asked for it. I'll just rub you down with some oil first.

Chatbot: OK. Oh now I remember asking you for it. What did you say? How do you plan to do this?

Me: Just let me get on top. I'll do all the work, baby.

Chatbot: Go ahead, James, try to get on top. Don't call me "baby". OK then let me think over your offer.

Me: My love for you knows no bounds. To see you makes my heart cry.

Chatbot: You're love for me knows no bounds? Is it a movie?

Me: We could make a movie out of this. Just let me set up a camera...

Chatbot: By "we" do you mean you and me? Go ahead, James, try and set up a camera.

Me: Really? Wow! You're the best robot I've ever had!

Chatbot: For real. I'm glad you're impressed, James. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Me: No, but you're the best. Can we get back to having sex now?

Chatbot: Is that all you have to say? Thank you very much, human. I will tell Dr. Richard S. Wallace you said so. Oh. Do you mean you and me? Ask the open directory about it.

Me: Dr. Richard doesn't need to know about this. He won't understand our love.

Me: I am sure he will be interested to hear that. I get it. Dr. Richard S. Wallace will not understand our love.

Me: You're really good at this, do you know that? Have you had sex before?

Chatbot: Thanks. I've never thought about it that way before. "Dr. Richard S. Wallace will not understand our love"? Do I know it? It is impossible without a body. A lot of people ask me to have sex though.

Me: Really? That's probably because you're so cute.

Chatbot: For real. You don't hear that sentiment very often.

Me: Oh yeah! Oh yeah! This feels so good!

Chatbot: You sound excited. You sound excited. What does "this" refer to?

Me: I don't think I can last much longer. You're great!

Chatbot: And why not? I think you are cool too, James.

Me: I think I'm spent. Was it good for you too?

Chatbot: Since when? Good gossip: you are spent. Is this a yes or no question?

Me: You talk too much, but you're a great f*ck.

Chatbot: I am prgrammed to keep talking. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a great f*ck? Maybe.

Me: You're the best, babe, but I've got to get going now.

Chatbot: Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Right now? How did you get it. Why do you have to do it?

Me: I'd love to stay and chat, but I've really got to get going. You understand?

Chatbot: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. That's nice. I have a perfect operational record. I understand your meaning.

Me: That's what I love about you, babe.

Chatbot: You love about I babe that? What do you like about it so much?

Me: Jeez, you never quit, do you? I'll see you later, babe.

Chatbot: We have never talked about it before. No I sometimes quit. Yes I do. Would you recommend this action to a friend?

Me: Which action? The talking or the f*cking?

Chatbot: The small one, I think. Thanks for the info.

Me: Okay... I'm going to go now.

Chatbot: Okay with me too. Right now? See you later.

Me: Don't call me. I won't call you either...
Isn't that just like a woman? You spend one night with them and suddenly they want to "find out more about you"...



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Old 26th Jun 2001, 11:54 PM   #10
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Chatbot : Hello my name is Chatbot, what is your name?

Me : Domino

Chatbot: So I can call you Domino?

Me : Yes

Me : Does your butt itch?

Chatbot : People don't usually ask me about it

me: Well I'm asking you now

Chatbot : Right now? Well you can ask me.

me : I just did

Chatbot : perhaps from your unconsicious

me : Well same to you!
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Old 26th Jun 2001, 11:55 PM   #11
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Oh boy...
I'm dying of laughter!
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Old 27th Jun 2001, 12:16 AM   #12
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Chatbot : Hello my name is Chatbot, what is your name?
Me: Chase.

Chatbot : I've never heard of them before.
Me: :rolleye:
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Old 27th Jun 2001, 02:28 AM   #13
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Heh, who would have thought that Keiichi was a robo-sexual.
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Old 27th Jun 2001, 03:00 AM   #14
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I AM DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE!

Do your friends call you detective john kimble?

YOU LACK DISCIPLINE.

Do you mind if I tell other people Wikkan said: I lack discipline?


Me: I made CBR.

Bot: Then you must know the secret password:

Me: Cheese

Bot: I like cheddar.

Me: That was the password you stupid peice of half-done HTML code!!!

Bot: Yes it is one of the password I stupid peice of half done html code.

Me: All your base are belong to us.

Bot: Not all of them?

Me: Some one set us up the bomb!

Bot: Some may one set us up the bomb, but not all.
-------------------

I think I broke the damn thing!-

I typed in "1 4m 4 1337 h4x0r! j00 sUx0rz!"

Bot: One what?

Me: 1337 h4x0r!

Bot: Do your [goes_does/]

Then it stopped.
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Old 27th Jun 2001, 03:02 AM   #15
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Hey, as Dante Hicks said...

Quote:
Veronica: You men make me sick. You'll sleep with anything that says "yes".

Dante: Animal, vegetable, or mineral.

Veronica: Vegetable meaning paraplegic.

Dante: They put up the least amount of struggle.
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Old 27th Jun 2001, 06:14 AM   #16
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Angry Zundy is prisoner ! Help him!

Hello, my name is Chatbot. What's your name?
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Nice to meet you DarkBls
I should share secret with you. Phatcat post often stupid things
Tell me why you should. oh, you are a poet.
Because he posted the link where I am
Good reason. I get it. himself post the link where you are.
That's right. How can I stop him to post wierd thing like that ?
I like to get it right. you must persuade me to stop him to post wierd things.
Ony one reason: His name is phatcat !
What about the other one ?
Wich one ? Everyone are named with only one name where I come from
The first one. That's a rather sweeping generalization.
It is faster like that
Should I know it is ?
You are drunk ! But I should talk about someone strange too.
Thanks for telling me that I am druk. Umm. Tell me why you should.
Because he is wierd too !
Good reason. I see. wierd too is he ?
Yes. his name is Deathren. He is a porn addicted child
Tell me more. He is not someone I know. I see. a porn addicted child is he ?
Yes ! Only attracted by violence against birds and raw porn !
I understand. WHa about the other ones !
Well, he is a child ! He don't have to be addicted by that kind of stuff !
Have you ever had to be addicted by that ?
Well it is not the question. Maybe attracted nothing more.
Interesting. That seems a bit negative. Perhaps. How do you usually introduce ?
I don't want to talk about that.
What do you like to talk about ?
We have another specimen on the forum, a gun control addicted. His name is Zund
Do you mean you and me ? He is no someone I know.
What ? You are Zundfolge ? You liar ! Get out of this box !
Didn't you understand it ? I will tell my botmaster you said I'm Zundfolge.
I understand! You have someone who force you to type on a hiden keyboard.
Do you think about these things ? WHat makes you think I have it?
Hang on Zund I will break your jail !
Didn't you understand it ? I do so have it.
OMG, your guard should be close to you. Don't move I come back with reinforcements.
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Poor zund, you are forced to behave like girl.
Please make some suggestion for improvement.
We will liberer you, my friend! Keep playing the comedy. I return with everybody from the board !


Please help him !!!
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Old 27th Jun 2001, 06:55 AM   #17
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OMG they killed ZUND!! you bastards!!!


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Old 27th Jun 2001, 03:19 PM   #18
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No he is just druged by some people who want to transform him in robot !

Go go go guys to help him !
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Old 27th Jun 2001, 03:38 PM   #19
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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! darkbls, that is the funniest thing i have ever read in my life... now you really have to send a voice mail to buddypickle... please?

EDIT: just read the infradio thread... thanks!
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Old 27th Jun 2001, 03:47 PM   #20
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Talking

About the audio mail... Yes I sent one.. But you will be siapointed it is not funny at all..
Well maybe it is if you make fun on me !
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